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All the little Lights

They can either wear bright colors, but never wear black, grey and withe or never wear bright colors.

 

Does me being aro/ace mean I will be forever alone?

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Nima

Yup. Get used to it now.

 

Should I tell someone that's flirting with me about my asexuality right away?

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Skycaptain

Nope get the free food and drink first, then tell them at Netflix time 

 

Is wearing a ring mandatory when you're asexual? 

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Kraken X

Yes. The only reason that asexual even exist is that ace rings have magical enchantments that suppress our inherent sexual desires.

 

Is it possible for someone to change their sexual orientation?

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firewallflower

Depends whether you can afford the potion. These things don't come cheap, you know.

 

Are there benefits to being asexual?

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eeeve

Well you can add dating to your hobbies list or go swimming instead.

 

Is asexuality a super power?

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AspieAlly613

(Spoilered because it contains a slur)

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Yes, you finally noticed!  It grants you immunity to the incredible distraction and sinful desire of those lustful allos.  Be glad you're not one of those fuckers (literally).

 

 

How frequently can I accept requests for casual sex from strangers (It makes them happy, and I don't mind it, even though I don't ind them attractive) and still count as ace?

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IrishArcher

Twice per year, unless you're between the ages of 19 and 25, in which case you may only do so once per year, and it must be between the months of June and August.

 

Can I enjoy dirty jokes and still be ace?

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AspieAlly613

Yes, unless they're dirty practical jokes/pranks.

 

A girl wore a tight top and spoke to me.  She really creeped me out, like she wanted to arouse me.  How can I punish her?

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firewallflower

Steal all her cake. Like, all of it. And also all of the ingredients in her pantry that could potentially be used to bake cake. Then go sabotage her reputation so that none of the bakery or grocery owners will allow her through their door, and your mission should be complete.
Revenge is sweet. Literally, because now you have all these extra cake supplies.

 

Can people fall in love deliberately?

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RoseGoesToYale

Yes. If a tennis player with 3 points reaches over the net and hits the ball, catches the ball with their racket, or stops the ball with the brim of their hat, in three consecutive plays, not only will they fall in love deliberately, the umpire might even make it permanent!

 

What's the difference between ace and demi?

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AspieAlly613

When you're demi, you only like to have sex at night, not during the day.

 

Why do you like cake here so much?

 

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Kraken X

We actually hate it. The whole cake thing is all part of an elaborate ruse that was made up to distract the general population from our master plan of world domination.

 

How should you respond if someone says that you just haven't found the right person yet?

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Nima

Tell em you didn't lose a right person either.

 

I would like to meet other aces.hoiw can I recognize them?

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Skycaptain

See someone eating a cake in public, they're asexual 

 

 

Must I have a pet if I'm asexual 

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Peachier

you should have already received a package of cats after realizing your asexuality, probably ask the post office if they made a mistake or delay in the order that was mentally sent every time someone determines their identity.

how do you come out as aro?

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Green and Purple Dragon

You don't.  You let our secret society run on, until we take over the whole world.

 

Question:  If I start to develop a crush, does that mean I was never aromantic?

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Nima

Only if you stop the blender now. If you're not comfortable with a crush, just turn up the speed and soon you will have slush instead. Now you can add your favorite aromantic flavor and enjoy your slushy with a friend. platonically. Two straws!

 

My co-workers make a lot of sex(ist) jokes. Am I still allowed to join in even though I came out as Asexual?

 

 

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Katarina Gertje

According to section 548b of the Ace Contract, you are only allowed to join in when you have a permit. Otherwise, you could potentially have your ace licence revoked for a couple weeks. Only exception is if you somehow manage to make it about asexuality. Then you get off with a warning. I didn't make the rules.

 

How do you know when you have a squish?

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Peachier

that's your decision to make. seriously. you can go to the pet store and past the dog section, there's the onomatopoeia section and you can buy yourself a pet squish. 

how do you explain what asexuality is?

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Kraken X

Well, you know how most people would die if you cut them in half?[citation needed] Well, when an asexual is cut in half, each half just regenerates into a clone of the original person.

 

Is asexuality a choice?

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Katarina Gertje

Yes. You get to chose and change your sexuality up to the age of 22, where you then must fill out a form to decide what you will be for the rest of your life, and swear allegiance to its flag.

 

I'm aro ace. How do I react when someone asks me out?

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Nima

You will probably react surprised.

 

Growing up, I never knew about asexuality. When was it discovered?

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Morgan123

1687. It fell out of a tree and hit some guy on the head.

 

Where can I find other asexuals?

 

 

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TheAP

Stand in front of a porn shop. If someone walks by without looking, they're asexual.

 

Does someone have to use AVEN to be asexual?

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Katarina Gertje

Yes. It is a part of the initiation ritual.

 

What is an ace ring?

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TheAP

It's the ring that people form around a person in said initiation ritual.

 

Do asexuals face prejudice?

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Nima

No, they like to run from it.

 

Should I come out to my BF?

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Katarina Gertje

No. Keep it bottled up inside until you have a huge argument where you can blurt it out by accident. Works every time.

 

Is there any good mainstream aro/ace representation?

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TheAP

The rocks in the stream don't experience sexual or romantic attraction.

 

What should I do if my partner comes out as asexual?

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