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Of course it is the only type we do here! What more do you want? If you do want something else, then you should look somewhere.

 

What is grey-A?

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If a ace is considered a witch and you burn her, the ash is grey. Grey-A is a term for all the innocent people who has died because of some wrong accusations.

 

Is my catholic mother going to kill me if she knows that I'm asexual?

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You should see that coming. Asexuals are mystical creatures who do witchcraft and the catholic religion just would not tolerate that.

Run away as soon as you see this response!

 

What shall I do when people called me a prude after saying that asexuality is just a lie?

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50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple

my solution is not to say the MISTRUTH that asexuality is a lie, and then maybe people won't call you a prude.

But if you are called a prude, my suggestion is to lean into the idea and embrace it, if you can find some prunes take one out and then repetitively touch the prune, you'd be a prune prodding prude, everyone loves a prune prodding prude.

 

when something good happens, such as a new brand of punes to prod, can i say "that's ace" or is it gross misrepresentation?

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stealing this.

 

can one use terms like "ace" publically, or are they copyrighted words? and who do I give credit to if I do use it? is referring to AVEN enough?

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Ace comes from the playing card and their copyright expired since a triple eternity but as it is also the title of fighter pilots with more than 5 kill marks, you are not supposed to use it, simply not to insult them by comparing them with you.

 

who invent all those strange prefixes?

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Sky Tune Rein

Stone. It either means you're a statue, travelled far back in time with blue eyes, or have smoked way too much weed.

 

Am I just terrified of relationships?

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Katarina Gertje

Aren't we all? Other people are terrifying.

 

 

What does sex repulsed mean?

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DetectiveDayo

It is!! But I still think cooties is a better word.

 

what is the opposite of asexual?

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It's a first name, like that actress who played in movies like GI Jane.

 

What is a non-libidoist?

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A non-libidoist is someone that denies the existence of libido, just like members of the earth flat society deny the existence of a round earth, but that's another debate. Basically, "non" means "no" in french, so when non-libidoists hear anything related to libido, they just say "no". 

 

What is up with asexual people having some sort of cake obsession ?

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DetectiveDayo

There is a certain gene that requires asexual people to eat more cake. In the beginning of time this was just for survival purposes, to maintain their asexuality and therefore remove a sensitive weak spot lots of humans suffer from. As time passed, however, it has become a part of them so much that they dedicated a whole part of their satanic relegion to it.

 

What should I do if people don't accept me being asexual?

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Have you ever heard of the famous saying "My way or the highway"? Well, it's either them accepting your way, or them being pushed out of your car going full speed. Honestly I think they wouldn't spend much time hesitating.

 

What is the cause of asexuality ? 

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RandomPotato02

Eating too much cake and reading too many books about dragons.

 

When can I be sure that I'm 100% ace?

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If you aren't sure now, you probably never will be.

 

What is this whole "AVEN Arcade" thing about?

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Breaching ToS and getting away with it 

 

I like beers with lewd names, can I still be asexual? 

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that probably makes you brewsexual. Unless you're also attracted to wine, which would make you barrelsexual. Although some also prefer the term flasksexual, if the attraction exists to a lesser degree. Either way, you'll be part of the LWBSQJA% (Liquor Wine Beer Spirits Questionable Juice & Alcohol Percentage) spectrum.

 

If I only experience attraction under great amounts of alcohol influence, could I be burgundysexual?

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probably not. Burgundysexual is a term reserved for people who get off on that area of France.

 

I heard that asexuals suffer more than most from flatulence. And that "Ace" stands for Arse Crack Emissions. Is this true (because I think I'd fit in well)....

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DetectiveDayo

It is a lesser known fact, but this is indeed completely true. Asexual people have an advanced way of breaking down sexual attraction into a gas and let it out through their anus. This phenomenon is often paired with a loud noice to assert dominance.

 

Are there mightier people than asexual people?

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Nope. That's why aliens haven't contacted us yet. They know about asexuals and prefer to stay clear of this planet.

 

What would happen if I find out that my sexual orientation is affected by my meds?

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document your findings and get filthy stinking rich.

 

I learned so much about asexuality on this site. Can anyone recommend a site, where I can learn about bsexuality and csexuality ? I'd like to do them in order 

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Katarina Gertje

BVEN and CVEN, obviously. We like to keep it real simple.

 

How old do I need to be to identify as aroace?

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Whatever the age of content is 

 

Is there an asexual initiation ceremony? 

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There is, but it's all low key and a little bit mystic. You've probably already gone through it without noticing.

 

I'd like to bring some friends with me. How can I get them to convert to asexuality?

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Katarina Gertje

Sacrifice their sexuality in a bloody ritual.

 

 

How can I find aroace friends irl? I'm having a lot of trouble.

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DetectiveDayo

There is a verry easy three step plan for acquiring more aorace friends that works quaranteed. 

 

Opperation aroace friends:

-Step 1: get yourself one of those big spotlights and use it to signal our symbol into the air. The symbol consists of an ace of spades-thingy, crossed with an arrow. This will attract other aroace people in your area.

-Step 2: capture the first cishet you can find an sacrifice his/her souls to our diety, Cake, in a bloody ritual. This will help strengten your bond.

-Step 3: Eat cake.

 

 

Am I legally aloud to throw someone out of my car if they are being acephobic?

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Of course - isn't that what cars are for?

 

What should I do if someone throws me out of their car because I told them that I am ace?

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