hopeisnotlost Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 That doesn't exist. Are you all gay? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Yes. Can I have different romantic and sexual orientations? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Yes, but you'll still have to pay delivery when you order them both from the G.L.Y.N. Foundation Shopping Channel. Is AVEN just a front for the G.L.Y.N. Foundation Shopping Channel? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 If we told you, we'd have to kill you. What does AVEN stand for? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 'Cos some bugger pinched all our chairs! How Irish is Irish Archer really? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SithAzathoth WinterDragon Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Very Irish as they have been to Ireland Where do I get an asexual flag? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sebastian The Bat Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 They make flags for organisms who produce by budding? What is is an ace ring? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 It’s when a group of asexuals sit in a circle eating cake. It’s a bit like a faerie ring but rarer. If you step on one the group beats you up with a book of fables. Not fun. How can I increase awareness? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hopeisnotlost Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Awareness of what? Is being ace a crime in my country? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 If so, the rest of playing cards are going to jail too! If I join AVEN, am I allowed to make rude sex jokes? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 No! There is a strict ban on anything even relating to the S word. You will be immediately banished, and you will have to pay a fine of up to $500. Are any of you real, or are you all just bots? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
E Wildflower Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 This site is a social experiment. All of the posts were created by a real person, but it’s mostly one person using many pseudonyms. Where did the jokes about cake come from? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lonelyace Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 No one knows. It's one of the biggest mysteries of our time. Are asexuals a part of the LGBT+ community? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
E Wildflower Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 True asexuals are hermits who wish no contact with any other humans. They are not part of any kind of community. What do the ace pride colors mean? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 They determine the rank within the pride. Newbies are black, like the absence of color, it represents the absence of knowledge. like with you. Grey is the confused rank of knowing the basic facts but still getting shit mixed up. White is the purest form of asexual understanding and is reserved for admods. Purple is the ultimate spirit of letting go of all earthly labels. We should all strife to be purple people. What is this forum for anyway? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Constellation Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Plotting world domination without sexuals knowing. Are we still on for the meeting this saturday to discuss ways to convert everyone to asexuality and what the best types of cake are? Also, who's signed up to bring food? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Azifa Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Oh we are so in for the meeting, I think Cathryn is signed up to bring casserole! Why cake for asexuals? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Because asexuals are the best people, and cake is the best food. Why don’t people acknowledge our existence? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hopeisnotlost Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Nothing exists and you can't prove it does... why am I on this post?I don't even like newbies...There's too many of them and I can't find enough cake Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 That is a question only you can answer. Look inside your heart. The answer lies within you. Am I a special snowflake? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Absolutely. Be careful not to stick to Santa's beard and melt. Is there an asexy dress code? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Yes. You have to wear long sleeved, black, Steve Jobs type turtlenecks, to live up to asexual’s exclusionist stereotype. You also have to wear designer denim and at least one article of your clothing must be made from crocodile. Why is asexuality not as visible as other orientations? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted November 29, 2018 Author Share Posted November 29, 2018 Because we can only be seen at midnight when there's a full moon. Are there asexual communities other than AVEN? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Well, there's always the undead community, but they don't have pie. How does being asexual make your life easier? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Because we're invisible. Can I still be accepted by society? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted November 29, 2018 Author Share Posted November 29, 2018 You can only be accepted by the National Misfit Society. Can sexual people post on AVEN? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 No. It is physically impossible. That's how you know if you're asexual or not. Will my ace ring give me special powers? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted November 29, 2018 Author Share Posted November 29, 2018 Yes, it can zap people who make sexual advances toward you. How can sexual people best support asexuals? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zaiin Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 By preforming a dancing ritual under full moon dressed in yellow tutus. What is the difference between aro and ace? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Constellation Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 An ace is a very lucky card to get in many card games. An aro is something you shoot from a bow and keep in a quiver. Why are aces so rare? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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