chair jockey Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 A double negative. I've been married for 90 years and have 12 great-grandkids and I just realized i've always been asexual. Any advice? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Well, no not really. But congrats on living to be older than 100! So, are all of you like Sherlock? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted May 27, 2017 Author Share Posted May 27, 2017 Yes. We're all brilliant at solving mysteries. What is a nudge? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 It means you haven't quite knocked them off their feet. How do you know you're asexual if you've never had sex? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 You know when you eat too much cake on a birthday party How can i tell my gender? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Depends on what you want to tell it. How can you have a relationship without sex? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted May 27, 2017 Author Share Posted May 27, 2017 Because the Relation Ship runs on wind, not sex. Why all the references to cake? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Because citations are required. How do I tell my family I'm asexual? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest And Peggy Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 You reproduce by budding in front of them. Are aces LGBT? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 What's that? Large Greasy Bacon Traces? I only experience sexual attraction on even date mondays between 9.12 and 9.32pm when there's a full moon. How do you call that? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Telperion Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 I call it a moon-cycle. How do you explain asexuality to others? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Badly.. Are you really sure? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Toothlesss Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 I don't know. I'm sure I know who I am, but I'm confuzzled. How do you not like sex? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LoyalandTrue Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 By doing a dance on the day of the full moon thanking the giant lizard in the sky. Wait, what are all these references to dragons? What's that about? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Because dragons are awesome! Why are there so many armadillo memes 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LoyalandTrue Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Because everyone just wants to curl up into a little ball Help! What's the difference between a crush and a squish? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Telperion Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 a crush is when you have crushed someone in a game, whereas a squish is where you were squished in the game What are sex-repulsed asexuals? edit:someone beat my post 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Its when an asexual has the charge as sex so they repel each other-like 2 magnets. Why is -> so pixelated 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Invisible Pumpkin Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Not evolved amoebas. Some days I think I'm not gay. Can sexuality change often? Edit: someone ninja-ed me. Ok. I don't care, it didn't make much sense anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sylvastor Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 A1: Because all of this is just an 8bit game. A2: Yes, because it's all your choice and it's like clothes: you dress for the day. Q: Can asexuals watch porn? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Often- it is heverly related to the solar flares that light up the universe. Do you split in two? P.s. I joke 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sylvastor Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Spoiler This thread is being invaded by ninjas! Yes, look up asexual reproduction on Wikipedia. Geez, people really don't get it! I just discovered I'm asexual, do I have to abstain from sex now to fit the label even though my partner wants it? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Yes- the best idea is to become a nun/monk and live your life in contemplation of cake. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 How do you explain what aromatic means? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Invisible Pumpkin Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 In first place, you shouldn't even have a partner. But you can get a cat Do you think you don't fit in society? I always felt I don't fit. It happened again! Someone post first. You guys are not nice!! I think it's because you are asexuals hahahahah is it because you are more asexuals than me? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 It's your fault for dressing up in akrward costume- nobody should go to centre parks dressed as a rhino What's up with the purple? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sylvastor Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 This colour is supposed to be used as a tool for mindcontrol to make the world purely asexual. So I was wondering, isn't this like a disorder or something? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 It's only a disorder if the asexual in question is bad at tidying up. Are you sure you want to stay a vergin. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Woef Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Yes that's the only type of oil I'll ever use. How do I tell someone who is hitting on me I'm asexual? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 4 hours ago, TheAP said: Get a stuffed toy and make out with it. What do you call someone who's not asexual? A sexual (sorry, couldn't resist the temptation) Someone hitting on you, just read the whole of Anthony Bogaert's book to them How do you introduce newbies to the meetup scene? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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