TheAP Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 In this thread, we will be asking questions that newbies commonly ask, about asexuality, the forums, or anything. You must answer the previous question in an incorrect or silly way, then post a new question for the next poster. Example: if the last question was, "What is asexuality?", you could respond to that with, "Asexuality is when you can only reproduce by budding." I'll start: How do I get an avatar? 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LoyalandTrue Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 You must master all 4 elements before you can become an avatar. So what is platonic attraction? 30 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted May 27, 2017 Author Share Posted May 27, 2017 Platonic attraction is when you want to join someone's platoon. What is the TOS? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
God of the Forest Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 TOS is Telling Ostrich's Secrets: It's a rule book on how to properly out Ostriches about not being able to fly Halp! My partner is sexual! What to do? (Edited cuz TheAP beat me to it! ) 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Prufrock, but like, worse Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Tell them that chromosomes are a lie made up by snowflakes. It's really all in the midichlorians. Sex is just the physical extension of gender, not its own entity. Gender is itself the manifestation of Mr. Rogers from another dimension where everything is gelatin. Intercourse is the will of Moloch, and thus morally indefensible. Keep repeating your points and insulting them until they agree. Can I be asexual if I masturbate? 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ItWasNiceKnowingYou Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 there's no term for asexuals who are masters of debating. For more details, see HoBo & PPS. Common understanding is not included. Results may vary Can you tell me if Im asexual? 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AshenPhoenix Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Unfortunately we can't tell you because only you can know if you reproduce by budding Can you become asexual? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 No, asexual becomes you. How should I come out to my friends? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AshenPhoenix Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 You don't. You invite your friends in. It's rude to leave them outside. I think my partner is asexual. What do? 19 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LoyalandTrue Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Give them plenty of water and sunshine But what if I'm not really asexual, just haven't found the right person yet? 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Invisible Pumpkin Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 You have to keep losing people in the woods, but you can do it too in any other place you like, just be creative. What is sexual attraction? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
God of the Forest Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Sexual Attraction is a new theme park in which only sexual people are allowed in. Like, seriously, you even have to audition with a sex tape to get in..its lame. How do I know if I'm trans? 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Do you look like one of the Transformers? Am I asexual if I like to have sex 24/7? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Prufrock, but like, worse Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Oh, you like sex? Name three of their albums. How do I convince my family that I'm ace? 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Show them your ace face. Where can I meet other aces? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 You're not alone! There are three more aces in the deck. Halp! Which label is the right one for me? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LoyalandTrue Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Try this one *puts label on forehead- Only 45 calories!* Where can I meet other asexuals irl? (edited for ninja)) 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 A petri dish with a bacteria culture growing in it What is romantic attraction? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LoyalandTrue Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 It's a lot like that sexual attraction we were talking about, but it's only for romantics. You have to provide reciepts to show that you've attended at least fourteen rom-coms, and you MUST have seen all the classic romances. After all, the attraction is only for true romantics. Can I still be asexual if I like to kiss? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 No, I don't really like that band. Can I still be asexual if I like reading romance novels? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ADGP Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Personally I love novels that center around the character Ro Mance What if I am just a late bloomer?(pun intentional) 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Briarwood Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 It could be that you may not be getting enough sun. Consider moving your potted plants around or pruning surrounding foliage. Some fertilizer might help too. Help! I have a crush, what do I do? 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Woef Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Bury the crushed bodies in the garden of your neighbour at night, make sure to plant some flowers on top of them so no one is suspicous. What is SAM and how do I know the difference between those types of attraction? 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 SAM is short for Self-Arming Missile. It's an obsolete technology because we have drone missiles now. My girlfriend wants sex, should I break up with her? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted May 27, 2017 Author Share Posted May 27, 2017 Yes. Her obsession with wanting Several Electric Xylophones will eventually eclipse her affection for you. What do I need to do to be eligible for elections? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Prufrock, but like, worse Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 You need to have been a member for 35 years and have been born online. Why does AVEN, of all websites, not have a "friend" feature? 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted May 27, 2017 Author Share Posted May 27, 2017 Because asexuals are robots and don't need friends. What is a QPR? 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Prufrock, but like, worse Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Quad Parrot Remonstrandum. It's any situation where four birds are disappointed in you. So, are you all like Sheldon except you refuse to convert in the end? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 No, I'm already Catholic. I love to kiss and cuddle but the thought of sex turns me off. What do I do? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted May 27, 2017 Author Share Posted May 27, 2017 Get a stuffed toy and make out with it. What do you call someone who's not asexual? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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