senACEay_11 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 No, you cannot. We never think of rude things. So sorry, but your ace license has now been revoked. What should I do about societal pressures to have sex? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
German User Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Have sex somewhere in public. How could you prove you've had it otherwise. Unpleasant, yeah, but necessary. We've all been there, believe me! What I don't get is the difference between platonic, romantic and aesthetic attraction. Help please! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 All answers are 100% serious and legit. Without exception. How long do I need to have an AVEN account until I'm not a newbie? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 Until you document 3 years of experience being active in the AVEN community and present it to the moderators. What's the rank after newbie? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 Yup, I like rissouls for dinner 👹 Can I bring a friend to AVEN? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, Skycaptain said: Can I bring a friend to AVEN? You're only allowed to bring a friend if they're willing to join our asexual sex parties. Am I still asexual if I masturbate daily to hentai? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 no way, you're definitely japsexual. and that sort of post belongs in a tmi spoiler! how do I determine my prefix? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Make a post in the meme thread, you'll get half a dozen different answers in two minutes Do you have to study classics to form a platonic relationships 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 No, you must study Plato. What does QPR mean? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GingerRose Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Quantic Passive Retirement, it's one of the four stages in the life of an asexual being. Can asexual people give birth with parthenogenesis? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarelenion Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 No. It is like having sex with himself and we are allergic to sex. What is demisexuality? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 nothing good obviously, since it starts with "demise" I keep reading about "ace", what does that word stand for? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Acetaminophen. What does aro stand for? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 Probably because there is no seating near by, it's the only reason most people stand for. How many aces does it take to *screw* in a lightbulb? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 as many as you can fit in your dark closet to help you.. can I make sexual jokes and still be considered ace? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 If they're funny you'll be an ace comic The local vicar has noticed that I've never been seen with anyone and keeps trying to recruit me as a priest 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 That's rough, buddy. Do asexuals have a secret language? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tyke Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 yes, but I can't tell you about it Is a-sex the only type you do here? What about b-sex, c-sex etc? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hunji Qi Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Of course it is the only type we do here! What more do you want? If you do want something else, then you should look somewhere. What is grey-A? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarelenion Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 If a ace is considered a witch and you burn her, the ash is grey. Grey-A is a term for all the innocent people who has died because of some wrong accusations. Is my catholic mother going to kill me if she knows that I'm asexual? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hunji Qi Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 You should see that coming. Asexuals are mystical creatures who do witchcraft and the catholic religion just would not tolerate that. Run away as soon as you see this response! What shall I do when people called me a prude after saying that asexuality is just a lie? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 my solution is not to say the MISTRUTH that asexuality is a lie, and then maybe people won't call you a prude. But if you are called a prude, my suggestion is to lean into the idea and embrace it, if you can find some prunes take one out and then repetitively touch the prune, you'd be a prune prodding prude, everyone loves a prune prodding prude. when something good happens, such as a new brand of punes to prod, can i say "that's ace" or is it gross misrepresentation? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 stealing this. can one use terms like "ace" publically, or are they copyrighted words? and who do I give credit to if I do use it? is referring to AVEN enough? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarelenion Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Ace comes from the playing card and their copyright expired since a triple eternity but as it is also the title of fighter pilots with more than 5 kill marks, you are not supposed to use it, simply not to insult them by comparing them with you. who invent all those strange prefixes? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Our deity, Cake. What does litho mean? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Stone. It either means you're a statue, travelled far back in time with blue eyes, or have smoked way too much weed. Am I just terrified of relationships? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Aren't we all? Other people are terrifying. What does sex repulsed mean? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 it means "eww, gross, cooties!" isn't corona just another word for cooties? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DetectiveDayo Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 It is!! But I still think cooties is a better word. what is the opposite of asexual? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 zsexual. What's demi? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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