Grey-Ace Ventura Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Because it's a well-known fact that all adults like sex. Hence, the people to whom you refer are justified because aces are children who want to play doctor on other children. Funsies. Can I ever stop being asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Of course you can! Just flip your sexual attraction switch on, silly! What does the phrase 'sex sells' mean? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 It means in order to be a member of this website, you must nail a sign that says sex= bad to a fence How do I find friends from this community in the real world? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Just track everyone's IP address. How do asexuals find dating partners? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Shhh it's a secret! How do I change my signature? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 At what age can I safely say I'm asexual and not just a late bloomer? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 In the autumn of your life My walls are covered with pin-ups, can I still be asexual 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Let me put it this way -- if you jerk off whilst reading Enid Blyton you can be whoever you want to be! Are asexuals simply innocent children who have never grown up? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 No we are obviously the munchkins that didn't get invited to join the lollipop guild How do you tag someone? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 with a complete disregard for their feelings how many asexuals does it take to solve the mystery of the house of the baskervilles? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 As many hounds as it takes to cross Grimpen Mire. What exactly does the initiation ceremony you need to undergo in order to join AVEN involve doing? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 you must pray to our lord, David Jay. if he shines his light upon you, you are allowed in. what is sexual attraction and how is different from staring at peoples bodies 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 It isn't. Whenever anyone stares at you it means they want to f*ck you. It's bad manners not to let them, or to show any dislike or reluctance. Could my pet rabbit be asexual? How could I tell? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 If it multiplies without a mate, the rabbit's asexual. Are there any aro/ace protagonists? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 They all are, but some are more closeted than others. How long should I wait to tell someone I'm dating that I'm not interested in sex? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Red Ivy Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Honestly, I'm surprised you're dating at all. By doing so you are endangering the secrecy of our entire organization. Rethink your life choices and come back later. What are "ranks" for? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 You go up a rank for every definition debate you've started with an innocent question I accidentally bought a gross of condoms. What can I do with them 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) go to a child's birthday party and lecture them about asexuality and give them the condoms as balloons, if they cry it means they are enjoying it. why do people choose to be asexual, is it something to do with seaweed? Edited June 1, 2020 by 50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ella Joy Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 No, and how dare you suggest such a thing? We don't talk about seaweed anymore... not after the incident. Do I have to be good at math to be ace? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Yes it's where the term ace comes from, we ace all maths questions. Also since allosexuals just keep jumping, humping and dumping each other, us asexuals have more time for the purpose and destiny of life. MATHS why is cake so important in the ace community 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Cake is important to everyone, aces just have more of an appreciation for it than allos for whatever reason. How do I prevent people staring at me when asexual reproduction is brought up in science class? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Tell everyone that you're secretly a plant. Is there a secret to all the ace cake? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Red Ivy Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 It doesn't actually exist. BUT SHHHHHHHHHHH How do I vote in AVEN elections? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 If you want x member, you pick up a white rock and throw it in a bucket. If you want y member, you pick up a black rock and throw it in a bucket. if you want z member, throw all the buckets out the window. Is it true that asexuals are as elusive as Hobbits? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Red Ivy Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 I mean we all do live in hobbit holes so... Why was asexual shortened to "ace" (an actual word) and aromantic not shortened to "arrow" (also an actual word) instead of "aro"? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 It's actually 'aero', like the chocolate, and alludes to aromantics' secret ability to fly. Why do aphobes exist? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SithLord Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Aphobes actually don't exist. You're delusional and feeling entitled. How can I find more asexuals near me? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Type it into Delivery Dudes or something. Just make sure you do it soon because right now, most delivery services provide free delivery. Is kissing sexual? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 no, the kissing wants to have sex with you, the kissing is just a bit shy on bringing it up can my sexuality change? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Yes and you better not watch it change. That would make you a peeping Tom. What does cake have to do with anything? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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