eeeve Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 None that I'm aware of. Do all asexuals like cake? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 (edited) Do fish like water? Is asexuality a side effect of introversion? Edited May 13, 2019 by Nima Grammar (is bts) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rekkuza Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Introversion is actually a side effect of asexuality. If you suffer from moderate to high introversion, go see your medical professional. The dosage of your asexuality prescription may need some adjustments. Why is cake associated with asexuality? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wirewalker Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Because the cake gods vanquished the asexuality gods in a battle long, long ago, and one of the conditions of surrender was that cake would forever be the favorite food of asexuals. What is sexual attraction? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
firewallflower Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 I heard here's going to be one at the carnival this summer. I'll spare you the details, but it's basically exactly what it sounds like—the show is R-rated, however (duh), so proceed with caution. Wouldn't be surprised if it turns out to be the biggest attraction there. Though the Ferris wheel comes close. What's the difference between sexual attraction, sexual desire, and sex drive? Is there a difference? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Sexual attraction means that you're sexually attractive, sexual desire means that you wish you were sexual, and sex drive means that you have sex in vehicles. Obviously those are all wildly different, you idiot. When am I going to grow out of being asexual? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yoruka Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Why, you'll grow out of it when you reach past six feet, or have successfully devoured a cupcake. How can I stay asexual when I go to bed? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted May 16, 2019 Author Share Posted May 16, 2019 Put up a dream-catcher shaped like an AVEN triangle. This will stop sexual thoughts from entering your dreams. How can you be asexual and have a libido? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Well any one can get a libido at a fancy tuxedo shop. I mean if tuxedo shop turns you away for being asexual that's just rude. If I'm aromantic does that mean I can't find people aesthetically pleasing? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Actually, if you're aromantic, you'll only find people aesthetically pleasing. But you have to be romantic to find them stetically pleasing, that's how these prefixes work. How quickly should I tell my date that I'm asexual? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Prufrock, but like, worse Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 You need to tell them before you two meet for the first time, otherwise it's manipulation. I'm allergic to all the major ingredients in cake, can I still be ace? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
firewallflower Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Allergic to cake?! Yikes. Forget the whole asexuality thing—you'd better go see a therapist ASAP. How can I ask someone if they are asexual? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wirewalker Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 You know those prom signs? The giant ones that people paint on sheets that say "PROM?" or "GO TO PROM WITH ME?" ? Do that, in front of the biggest crowd you can, just with "ASEXUAL?" rather than "PROM?" Better yet, go all out and get a skywriting plane to paint the question in the sky while you stand on the ground in front of the crowd with your sheet-sign and your questionee. How do people find out that they're ace? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted May 17, 2019 Author Share Posted May 17, 2019 They draw a random card from a deck. If it's an ace, well, they're ace. Who coined the term "asexual"? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CassieCat Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Someone said that they were a sexual, and this guy named Dr. Sexuality said that that is a lie, and since then whenever someone says that they are asexual, it really means that they are a sexual How do I tell my parents that i'm asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Hey folks, grandbrats ain't gonna happen Do asexuals have to be nuns or monks? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Nope. They can also be pastry bakers, math teachers, babysitters, pilots or pirates. Where should I look for an essential introduction to ace culture? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 The G.L.Y.N. Guide to Cake Baking and Tea Shoppes. Can Ace people wear bright colours? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All the little Lights Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 They can either wear bright colors, but never wear black, grey and withe or never wear bright colors. Does me being aro/ace mean I will be forever alone? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Yup. Get used to it now. Should I tell someone that's flirting with me about my asexuality right away? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Nope get the free food and drink first, then tell them at Netflix time Is wearing a ring mandatory when you're asexual? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Yes. The only reason that asexual even exist is that ace rings have magical enchantments that suppress our inherent sexual desires. Is it possible for someone to change their sexual orientation? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
firewallflower Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Depends whether you can afford the potion. These things don't come cheap, you know. Are there benefits to being asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eeeve Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Well you can add dating to your hobbies list or go swimming instead. Is asexuality a super power? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AspieAlly613 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 (Spoilered because it contains a slur) Spoiler Yes, you finally noticed! It grants you immunity to the incredible distraction and sinful desire of those lustful allos. Be glad you're not one of those fuckers (literally). How frequently can I accept requests for casual sex from strangers (It makes them happy, and I don't mind it, even though I don't ind them attractive) and still count as ace? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Twice per year, unless you're between the ages of 19 and 25, in which case you may only do so once per year, and it must be between the months of June and August. Can I enjoy dirty jokes and still be ace? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AspieAlly613 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Yes, unless they're dirty practical jokes/pranks. A girl wore a tight top and spoke to me. She really creeped me out, like she wanted to arouse me. How can I punish her? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
firewallflower Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Steal all her cake. Like, all of it. And also all of the ingredients in her pantry that could potentially be used to bake cake. Then go sabotage her reputation so that none of the bakery or grocery owners will allow her through their door, and your mission should be complete. Revenge is sweet. Literally, because now you have all these extra cake supplies. Can people fall in love deliberately? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Yes. If a tennis player with 3 points reaches over the net and hits the ball, catches the ball with their racket, or stops the ball with the brim of their hat, in three consecutive plays, not only will they fall in love deliberately, the umpire might even make it permanent! What's the difference between ace and demi? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AspieAlly613 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 When you're demi, you only like to have sex at night, not during the day. Why do you like cake here so much? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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