AllTimeBubble Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Only when you reach the grand old age of 1,234 will you truly know. What does aromantic mean? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Aromantic = you don't like mushy films Can asexuals like smutty humour? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rowan Gail Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 All humor is smutty humor Does asexuality exist? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 No, don't be stupid. Asexuality is a myth and we are therefore fictitious creatures. That's why we all own dragons. What does the purple stripe on the asexual pride flag represent? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Constellation Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Royalty. We are above the peasants and the purple is a stealthy way to represent that. How do we decide who brings the cake at the world domination meetings every Thursday? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Why do you even need to ask?! Don't you pay attention at any of our meetings?! IT'S YOU!!!! And you've FORGOTTEN the cake at EVERY SINGLE MEETING for the PAST THREE YEARS!!!! You should be ASHAMED of yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Rant over. What does the A in LGBTQIA stand for? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All the little Lights Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Awesome! Why would anyone want to be aromantic? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
E Wildflower Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Why wouldn’t you want to be aromatic? Smelling nice is fun! Has asexuality always existed? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 No, we found it under the cushion when we hoovered the sofa. It wasn't there before. What does sex-averse mean? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
laokatok Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 It means that sex doesn't like you. You ate all of its cake and now it tries to stay as far away from you as possible. How do I know I'm asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 17, 2019 Author Share Posted April 17, 2019 Look into a crystal ball. If you see purple cake, you're asexual. How many people are asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ytterbium Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Everyone is. Some people just don't know it yet. Why does the ace flag look the way it does? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 404 Computer Hamsters not found. Delete server and try again. Why haven't you met the "right" person yet? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 because you just try to see what's left. how can my asexuality be cured? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Cover it in salt and leave it for a few weeks. What does the ace pride flag look like? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad mish Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Like any other flag duh!! Tho ik I m ace I still question my sexuality sometimes...Will this ever stop? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
E Wildflower Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 You must go on an asexual quest wherein you befriend a dragon and convince it to give you a slice of its magical ace cake. That is how you prove you’re a true asexual. Only then will your questioning stop. Speaking of cake, why is it associated with asexuality? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Legend has it the first asexual was a slice of cake. Is it a good thing to be asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Constellation Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 It depends. On one hand, you can't talk or walk or move. On the other, you're absorbing energy through the sun, so you don't have to pay for food or heat. You also create oxygen for people! How do I come out to my friends as ace? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hunji Qi Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 You don't cuz they should come out to you instead, then you should water them and give them plenty of sunlight. What is Demi-romantic attraction? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 This term refers to the relationship between Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, where he realized, she could only be adored from afar and had to move next door. Of course other people are attracted to a Demi, but never got to stick around for long. There are many Demis in this world, and they will continue to have many romantic relationships. Just not with you. why do asexuals look for relationships instead of friendships? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nineGardens Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 God damn it... must resist urge to try to answer question seriously..... When in the business of shipping shipping ships, a shipped shipment of Relation-ships are more easily shipped to shops due to the greater demand of shippers for this, there preferred kind of ships, as compared to the significantly lower demand by shippers for friendShips. This confuses various Aces, but regardless, when seeking our ships to ship to shipper shops, market forces apply, and hence Aces (or honestly, anyone in the ship shipping bussiness) tend to ship a greater quantity of relationShips to shipper shops. Am I allowed to identify as Ace if there was this one time in second year of university where I thought [person] was pretty and wanted to cuddle with them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hunji Qi Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Yes, but only if you remember to take a good shower after the cuddling even if you find them pretty. Am I still asexual given that I had a crush on my best friend and wanted to be with him? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 It depends. What did you crush him with? If you used a hydraulic press, then I would say yes. Otherwise, I'd be doubtful. What's the preferred term to use when referring to people who aren't asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nineGardens Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 "Those Heathens" Should I tell people that I am ace? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hunji Qi Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 You should not since asexuality doesn't exist and we are all mythological creatures. Actually that is what your should tell them. Am I asexual or am I just have not encountered the right person yet? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Constellation Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Before you can truly be ace, you have to date every single person on the planet to make sure you're not missing anyone. Only after you have dated the 7 billion people in the planet and not made a connection of any kind with any of them can you identify as ace. What do each of the colors in the ace flag stand for? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Purple: royalty, because we are the undisputed monarchs of the universe due to our obvious superiority. White: purity, because we are free from the sin of lust and therefore holy. Grey: wisdom, because it is our duty to be the impartial judges of the universe since we are free from mortal sin. Black: finality, because it is our collective goal to bring humanity to a peaceful end by spreading asexuality to the rest of the population, ceasing the reproduction of mankind once and for all. Is kissing considered sexual? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 yuck! yes! that's how people get infected with sexuality ! if I decide not to be asexual anymore, do I have to leave the forum? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Constellation Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Leave the forums in disgrace. Cover your head with a length of cloth and take only one bag of clothing. You are an imposter and if you stay, you will be stoned in the town square. Shame. How should I react if I see someone wearing an ace ring in public? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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