Ms. Carolynne Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 deleted Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted July 16, 2018 Author Share Posted July 16, 2018 Coprolite is a new one I am beginning to use. Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Guzman Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Years ago I started calling people I found boringly, annoyingly dull "ord", which is short for "ordinary". It took a while to fully internalize, but now I find it extremely satisfying, especially when they ask what it means. A great insult I read on Cracked.com is: You've got your head so far up your own ass, I'll bet you can look out your mouth. Link to post Share on other sites
Beyonce Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 if i dont like someone i call them a flop or irrelevant Link to post Share on other sites
Zectarash Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 "Vampires must love you, because you're so vain." Link to post Share on other sites
no-longer-in-use Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 I jokingly say "This is why we're not friends" to my friends a lot. I also say "hecker" and "fricker". Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Potato Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 butt munch useless sack of crap ass hat fence post sheep shagger Link to post Share on other sites
Member131995 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Hmmm...dumber than a box of rocks is one I use but my favorite is "not worth tits". Link to post Share on other sites
HowAboutNo Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Oh boy here we go Ignorant chunk of skin Oxygen sucker Mental vacuum Fascist little puff You're the reason asexuality exists Less appealing than a La Croix Dickfingers Edgier than a cliff Inhabitant of unused space Useless waste of valuable resources such as human flesh Sad excuse for a living being Thank you, goodnight, I'll see you next week hopefully not And my all time favorite: "Kindly draw your terminal breath at the soonest convenient moment." Link to post Share on other sites
Comrade F&F Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Should this be in the Hot Box? Link to post Share on other sites
Ldlelee Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Please remember to keep this discussion civil, and to not use any words that may violate AVEN's ToS or any of those listed here. Gareki Moderator for Off-A Link to post Share on other sites
SorryNotSorry Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 I've referred to someone as a "brush ape" before. It's pretty much the rudest synonym for a hick or hillbilly, but when I used it, I think the person really deserved it. Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 On 8/17/2018 at 12:52 AM, HowAboutNo said: Fascist little puff Oh that is wonderful! Link to post Share on other sites
Karst Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 "Waste of carbon atoms" "My good b*tch" "Capitalist" Link to post Share on other sites
nothinbuttrouble Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 I'm obsessed with insults. I keep a notebook full of them. But my favorite is PEASANT Link to post Share on other sites
nothinbuttrouble Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 but I also enjoy: tool chump clown schmuck yuppie and my 2nd fav: WHORE "Look here, you whore!" ❤️ I curse constantly so the non curse word insults seem twice as impactful I guess it's important to note I don't use these when I'm actually mad at someone Talking smack is one of my favorite pastimes and an indication that I'm cool with you Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted August 30, 2018 Author Share Posted August 30, 2018 Philistine Link to post Share on other sites
Noko42 Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 I normally just hiss at people but sometimes I use turd burger don’t really know why, my dad always says “you’re as ugly as a hat full of assholes” or “as cunning as a shit house rat” 😹 Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Carolynne Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 @HowAboutNo Less appealing than a La Croix? That's harsh 🤣 Link to post Share on other sites
usernotfound Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 dummie Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 "Fartballs" has become one of my new favorite cuss word subsitutes. I also sometimes combine cuss words with other words, "asswad pissface" Usually little-kid insults are fun to use! "stupidhead buttpants" or "your brain is a fart" Link to post Share on other sites
PixleyDust✨ Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 I used to be all about the gritty insults, and still kind of so actually, but I'm trying to get into the weird, creative insults these days. Curse words are losing their edge for me, and I'm pretty sure everyone's used to them. Plus, I think some of these might actually cut a little deeper than some cusswords could. For example. You: -Wet sock -Bowl of soggy cereal -Slice of day old bread -Greasy fingerprint on a clean prescription lens -Stale Lucky Charm marshmallow -Annoying cowlick -Can of warm soda -Carton of spoiled milk -Burnt waffle -Raisin oatmeal cookie everyone thought was chocolate chip -Slice of Pimento loaf -Popcorn kernel that gets wedged up between people's teeth -Wad of pre-chewed gum -Moldy spot on a half-eaten sandwich You know, just to name a few... I've got insults FOR DAYS. XD Link to post Share on other sites
Ashmedai Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 The only one's i can think of at the moment, that probably won't break the rules here would be cock sniff, or arse snorter. Link to post Share on other sites
Nahteb15 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 The wonderfully Irish term gobshite... Link to post Share on other sites
disneydork Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 I'm a child (at heart) so i usually call people "meanie" or "meanie butt" even though half the time it's me not being serious at all and the person i'm talking to know it. When i was younger though, and my dad had this horrible boss - made him feel like crap, overworked him, insulted him, you name it - i'd say the guy was a "big fat doodoo headed ninny." Link to post Share on other sites
PixleyDust✨ Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 20 hours ago, Una Salus Victus said: The only one's i can think of at the moment, that probably won't break the rules here would be cock sniff, or arse snorter. I kind of like arse snorter. Heard it as ass snorkeler in my head. 🤣 Link to post Share on other sites
HowAboutNo Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Oh yeah also "Shallow as a puddle of dog piss and twice as foul" Link to post Share on other sites
JoryAAA Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Some guy was tailgating me one day and my sister yelled out `Back off butt sniffer!' I found this awesome 😂 Link to post Share on other sites
blueheroness Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 I don't call ppl mean names in real life so in my head my favorite it probably asswipe. Or dirty butt wipe. Link to post Share on other sites
katyrayne Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Not an insult, but I say 'fuck me gently with a chainsaw' (from the movie Heathers) quite a bit. And 'Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?' Link to post Share on other sites
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