Skycaptain Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Telling someone that they have "the brains of a bog brush" or "A freshly smoked kipper displays more intelligence " Dickensian "Chuzzlewit" " Your wit moves as fast as the M25 during a wet Monday morning rush hour " Link to post Share on other sites
Zectarash Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 19 hours ago, Ciri said: Apparently referring to strangers as NPCs is an insult too. I should use this sometime! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 "WTF?" and "asshole" are the worst and only curses that i always use. i know my list is too short! Link to post Share on other sites
SorryNotSorry Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 On 4/19/2017 at 2:17 PM, Ciri said: Apparently referring to strangers as NPCs is an insult too. I've described some people as "having NVB (= not very bright)". That one always confuses the professionals. Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Bloody little shit is always appropriate. Link to post Share on other sites
Piotrek Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 I'll just leave that here in case someone wants to learn from the classics Link to post Share on other sites
Divide By Zero Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 I work in IT and two that I, and others in the field, use are: PEBCAK. It stands for Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard. For example, "The problem the user reported was PEBCAK." Describing a problem as an "ID Ten T error". If you change Ten to 10 and remove the spaces, you get ID10T. For example, "The problem the user reported was an ID Ten T error." Also, a friend in high school often referred to people as a mucous membrane, Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 I have a very foul mouth when I'm annoyed. A lot of the time it's the usual profanities (shit, fuck, shite, bollocks) in various languages, though I do have some more...inventive ones. Here's some: "Thor on a pogo stick..." or other deity doing inane thing. "You useless inbred Vista-spawn" - frequently aimed at Windows 10. "Facetwit/Twitface" - take a guess what those refer to. "This project belongs on The Daily WTF" - the project is such a bloated, top-heavy, pile of what-the-fuck-is-going-on that I'm surprised it hasn't been submitted to that site yet. Inspired by the day job. "ID(IOT)" - what the "Internet of Things" actually is. A lot of these are IT related, which might be due to my job. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Calling someone a "post" (as in lamp post or goal post, not as in Washington Post) is pretty common over here. I also like "bucket". Oh and round-the-corner insults. "Someone smart probably wouldn't have done that." Link to post Share on other sites
Fabulous Mermaid Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 My weekend homies and I actually have a few goofy insults we came up with: Buttstick (which actually means dog chewy. See, the dog has these smelly chew sticks that my sibling and I said smell like butt so now we call them buttsticks and somehow that became an insult.) Nugget poppin' butt dud turdbladder turdburglar Turdblossom turdbiscuit Stuff like that. Buttstick is the most common one. Link to post Share on other sites
Puck Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 "Trash Monkey" It's a rather specific term that only I use. It was REALLY useful during the past election season... It's anyone who just does what they were taught without thinking about it (like a trained monkey), and that thing makes the world worse. For example, if you throw paper in the trash bin instead of recycling it because "it's what I've always done and it's easier" then you are a trash monkey. Another example, if a person went into the voting booth and just voted down party lines without paying attention to if the candidates were actually good choices, they would be are acting like a trash monkey. (For the record, if that person voted down the party line AFTER vetting each candidate, they are not being a trash monkey. It's only if a person acts like a trained monkey and does as they are told with no thought) Link to post Share on other sites
RK800 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 "If ignorance was a velocity you could escape a black hole." "Pardon me, I must scream to release what you just put in my skull." "Bootlicker." "You're denser than a neutron star." "PEBCAK." "It's not that I hate you, I'm just horrified at the thought that you might reproduce." "I understand our education system isn't the best but good heavens." "You're one of those people who only survive one episode of The Walking Dead." "I've met gen 1 NPCs with no dialogue that are more interesting than you." "You have done to my spirit what a McDonald's employee does to an ice cream machine." "I have met fetuses with more life experience." "Your existence is really doing wonders for my diet." "There are no words in any of the four languages I speak which can convey how much I want to launch you into the sun." "Your consumption of oxygen is vastly inconvenient." "I hate to be blunt but frankly I'd rather enter a Walmart at midnight than speak with you." Link to post Share on other sites
Zectarash Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Here's one I heard awhile back: "It's not that I hate you. It's just that, well, if you were on fire and I had a glass of water I'd drink it." And one I made up and got to use once: "Hey, where's your good twin?" Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted May 1, 2017 Author Share Posted May 1, 2017 New one You Nimrod/ Nimbus Link to post Share on other sites
LuckofTheChuck Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Sperm winner The Missing link (For people who act like apes) Retired fetus Waste of space Link to post Share on other sites
Zectarash Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 21 hours ago, Tintinfan said: New one You Nimrod/ Nimbus That reminds me of an old insult of mine: "Dimrod." It's a cross between dimwit and nimrod. I suppose "Nimwit" would also work. Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 Flipping heckfire - yes i am a somewhat polite person Link to post Share on other sites
umbreoff Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I don't swear much nowadays and just say things like Utter plank Wet bread Dirty lampshade Yoghurt lump Damp sock Peasant Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 I use a combo of hindi and creole english. -Neemakaram - Ungrateful -Wajank - Idk how or where Jack Warner came up with this. - Gadahar - Donkey - Hull yuh mudda c / Hull yuh C / hyc Here we have a sound that is called Steups. You make it by sucking air through your teeth. It's considered an insult sometimes. Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpy Alien Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 butt nugget Link to post Share on other sites
Yatogami Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Link to post Share on other sites
Jax Nikara Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Ignorant child, small child, or something more personal that has to do with like an allergy or something. (*cough* @Hazel_Elise) Link to post Share on other sites
Haze. Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 4 hours ago, Jax Nikara said: Ignorant child, small child, or something more personal that has to do with like an allergy or something. (*cough* @Hazel_Elise) Rude!! When I'm upset with someone, I tell them to die in a hole. Link to post Share on other sites
Jax Nikara Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Hazel_Elise said: Rude!! When I'm upset with someone, I tell them to die in a hole. Except for me, apparently I am banned from dying in a whole so....... Link to post Share on other sites
Haze. Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Jax Nikara said: Except for me, apparently I am banned from dying in a hole so....... Yes, I usually call you a little turd instead. Link to post Share on other sites
Yatogami Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Adding more, that have become more common in my vernacular. Roastie Cuck Beta Normie Numale You can probably figure out where I hang out. I don't usually call people this stuff IRL. Because what happens online, stays online. I'm really nice IRL, and don't insult anyone reguardless of actions usually. Link to post Share on other sites
Ravaillac Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted November 15, 2017 Author Share Posted November 15, 2017 GrumpyBollocks - generally used to insult myself when i screw up on something. Link to post Share on other sites
Shadowstepper Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 I have a tendency to call people "jackwagon". I don't remember where I picked that up. Link to post Share on other sites
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