DuskFire Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 1:08 AM, natural blue said: step on a lego LMAO 😂 I love it! It's so original! Link to post Share on other sites
natural blue Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Lonely Leafeon said: LMAO 😂 I love it! It's so original! thank you, it took me awhile to come up with lolol Link to post Share on other sites
2Docistrash Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 i will boil your teeth is one of my favs Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Wayne Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Is calling people "bub" an insult? Anyway, I also say "farter". Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Two German ones I'm fond of using: "Planetenzwerg" (planetary dwarf) and "Blödbär" (dumb bear). Link to post Share on other sites
Lia Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 cockwaffle twatwaffle as useless as tits on a bull douchenozzle window licker Lately when frustrated, my go-to has been "fuck a duck" Link to post Share on other sites
AroaceScriptette Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Im currently obsessed with The Good Place - watch it! They have some fab insults and replacement swears including: holy motherforking shirtballs ash-hole YA-BASIC! Such a Bench Link to post Share on other sites
Bronztrooper Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 hours ago, .Lia said: Lately when frustrated, my go-to has been "fuck a duck" That's actually a somewhat common phrase in my house, but it's not really used as an insult. It's mainly used in this context: * accidentally drop something * "Fuck a duck..." 1 hour ago, AromanticScriptette said: Such a Bench I initially read that as "Suck a Bench" Link to post Share on other sites
AceyMacey Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 You BEAN Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted December 30, 2018 Author Share Posted December 30, 2018 Iconclast! Link to post Share on other sites
Ivory__ Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Commit toaster bath Coffee addict Dog T H O T Useless paperclip You e g g Peasant Soggy cardboard Daddy uwu ( sarcastically ) Link to post Share on other sites
K.I.N.G Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 When I'm not directly swearing then it's: Numptey Goofball Nonce Wanker Rot bucket Toerag Halfwit Bellend Idiot Weasle Slimy Sod and Git Link to post Share on other sites
laokatok Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 I don't know how frequently I say it, but I really like "Evolutionsbremse", it literally means "brake of evolution". Link to post Share on other sites
Zectarash Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 "Glorified spare parts." "Bag of (heartless/spineless/otherbitswithmetaphoricalsignificanceless) chicken nuggets." "Glorified stepladder." ("Glorified" is just a great opening for a lot of insults) "Olympic-class social climber." "Living segfault." (Bit programming-specific) "Possessing a cerebrum too abysmally insufficient to cogitate this statistically average quip." Yes, I've been working on a collection, not sure if it shows. Link to post Share on other sites
Tree snake Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 The "Cute little poodle." Incident comes to mind. Said with a complety flat face. Link to post Share on other sites
Shiloh_Rose Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 You friggin cheeseburger cheesemuppet fudgecake buckethead pumpkinface Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Tempest Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 On 12/12/2018 at 1:42 PM, Steve Rogers said: Is calling people "bub" an insult? Anyway, I also say "farter". I certainly hope bub isn't an insult, as I use it frequently as a term of endearment for my best friend and family members... :S Link to post Share on other sites
Ashmedai Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 I've somehow added doorknob to the collection. Link to post Share on other sites
InQ-Ai Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 I've found the lovely insult recently: "Sod you!" Link to post Share on other sites
Bronztrooper Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 8 hours ago, InQ-Ai said: I've found the lovely insult recently: "Sod you!" All I can think of now at the insults you hear in Dragon Age. Nughumper may start seeing some use from me now Link to post Share on other sites
Ashmedai Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Today, while rolling around on the ground spraypainting, I realised that jellyfish is the perfect explanation for some people. They've survived for something like 250 million years without a brain, and it so happens that their mouth and their arsehole just happens to be the same hole. Link to post Share on other sites
Loofah B. Shampoo Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 -Dingus -Punk ...Okay, wow, I have no real vocabulary. Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Tempest Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Not so much an insult, but rather a dumb threat, which starts out gruesome but ends with a laugh. "I'll shove my fist so far down your throat I could pull the tag off of your underpants". Link to post Share on other sites
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