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I seem to spend half the time instead of swearing saying words like : jam , flipping heckfire and other nonsense.

 

I also tend to try to offend people or insult by yelling jam eater  , lesser spotted pipit and other things.

 

Do any of you people have a somewhat unique or interesting insult / swear word?

 

Just interested.

 

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Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet

I usually say "Useless waste of an existence" towards people I dislike.

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Elftober Country

Blinkin, bloody and I call people "nasty pasty."

 

Mostly I just use good old profanity, out of earshot of course :D

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*cracks knuckles* heh, my time to shine

PAINT LICKER

SLUDGE BELCHER

SLOG WALKER 

JOINT JOCKEY

SCUZ WALKER (different use)

CRUMBLER

BELTER

and then of course a sleuth of other ones that are more popular

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"Needs more fish oil."

 

"Thinks with the wrong end of the spine."

 

"Disproves karma."

 

Also, isn't there a Shakespearean Insult Generator somewhere on the internet? Gonna go look.

 

Edit: Found one. Who's going to be the first bootless boil-brained barnacle to open it? :P

 

Okay, it's a list, but still.

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My favorites are douche-canoe, turd-miller, voluptuous queef, "mundanes", and of course - one of the greatest classics - "you egg". Do they sound like they belong in a South Park episode? You betcha. Are they just as enjoyable? Damn straight.

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"You shady bitch."~ RuPauls drug race.

I love this show and I heard how they say this and now I love saying it.

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DayDreamer~

While I don't commonly have a use for my own insults (I don't really talk to or about people I don't like xD) I do have a few random things in here, let's see... *pulls open satchel of insults*

 

"Uncultured swine"

"Skunkbag!"

"Arse!"

"Baka."

"Dummkopf"

"Not my circus, not my monkey." <- I say this about random events I find ridiculous and none of my personal business. Usually with my family.

 

*Turns satchel upside down, nothing else falls out* Eh, guess that's all I've got... 

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chair jockey

For some reason I refer to 13th-century Mongolia a lot when insulting people and 21st-century places.

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"You's a hoe."

"I said that you's a hoe, hoe!"

"My c*** is better than yours & I don't even use it for that."

"Inferiority."

"Don't be section eight about it."

"We need to tell your parents to start over."

"Worthlessness."

"I hope you die soon."

"The headless look would look wonderful on you."

"Abortions in your trimester should be legal.  What?  You're twenty three?  Still legal."

"Abortion parties are for everyone."

"You're not that important."

"A shotgun to the side of the head will cure rude behavior any day."

"Bitchcakes."

"Don't be stoopid about it."

"I'd have sex with you, never."

 

Things along those lines.  I usually use this stuff on youtube, where the most trainwrecks of the world seem to congregate & ruin the English language as well as logic.  It's a crime being that inferior when you really do not have to.  I don't like a lot of things but I was raised along the lines of, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all."  Telling someone you don't prefer this is okay, saying wild things about someone's talent when you really don't have to click on the link to listen to their music or even have to acknowledge them; that's just stoopid.  Don't be stoopid, live your life in a happy way where it doesn't involve the things you do not like.  I loathe people sometimes...

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Insults of choice are: 

 

You tarp! (as in tarpaulin)

 

You nugget/doughnut. 

 

You suck fish eggs. 

 

Then theres the cold sarcasm at appropriate moments. 

 

Only use them with people I know though. Apparently referring to strangers as NPCs is an insult too. 

 

Looking at other responses, I feel I'm not mean enough lol. 

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Anthracite_Impreza

Doughnut, fart, douche(bag), git/get, arse(wipe), skreg, (actual) twat, twazzock, (insolent) cretin, fudge, barstool, bugger, bloody/bleeding/bleeder, slimy, (pretentious) cock, peasant, pleb, sod/sodding

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"Are you applesaucing kidding me?" 

"I muffin swear"

I will often use 'substitute' curse words when I'm talking with other people face-to-face, depending on the EXACT person I'm talking to. 

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I call people an assortment of words. I'll try to list my most unique. I have a very foul mouth. Happens when you are raised by a sailor, and grew up around a truck driver. Most of my insults are usually more taboo, but these are my more creative/multilingual ones. 

 

Dickbag 

Dummkopf

Kuso Kurae

Bakemono

Baka

Idioto

Muy stupido

Pretentious (anything)

Arsehole

Go hug an orange tree. 

 

 

 

 

 

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AlexanderPhilips

Clotpole, pooh,and awful are generally my go tos.

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straightouttamordor

Assclown and Helium Head are like my swiss army knife of insults. You can cover a lot of different scenarios with those basic puns.

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"Crev-Basket" though thats normally surrounded by normal words... :P 

 

Also the Slow-Mo guys once said "You Ronald" because Rondald->Ron->Moron... and I really like that.

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The Terrible Travis
  • Filthy pig
  • Damn fool
  • Blasted buffoon
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My grandma used to call people turkeys when they were driving stupidly.

 

My sister told me she once yelled "F*** off, you little chickenshits!" at a car full of teenagers who were sexually harassing her.

 

I tend to use "jackass" a lot. And "douchelord" sometimes.

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Félinferno

I'll admit I have a very, well, 'colourful' vocabulary, so expect a lot of 'fucks' in here...

 

- Dickhead/Fuckhead

- Arsehole

- Fuckface

- Fuckstick

- You bloody moron/idiot (sometimes its "you fucking moron/idiot" as well)

- Piece of shit

- Witch-faced Bitch

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Douchecanoe 

You little shit

Jackass 

Bastard 

Asshole

Bitch

Idiot 

Bosh'tet (a swear from mass effect that probably means nothing but is fun to say)

 

 

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3 hours ago, Kyon. said:

Captain Haddock would love this thread. 

(My thoughts, too)

Bashibazouks! Iconoclasts! Blistering barnacles! (I use some of those and similar; in my head anyway)

 

I like curses such as "a pox upon thee", and the classic "may the sweat of a thousand camels infest your armpits!". :)

And try to think of ones that make me laugh to get over the anger (such as "vile varlet", "scurvy knave", or "clocksucker").

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I tend to get a little... Creative. I have a whole list of insults. :ph34r:

 

S***head mudf***er

Hooman

Human trash

Sludgemouth

Sweaty saddle tramp

Peanut butter brain

F***ed f***er f***

Head

Dumb stupid b****

Fleshbag

Chicken with goosepox

B*llsack face

Big poppa punk

Bulldog jawed b****

Fish head

Slimy sl**bag

Toxic waste 

Pathetic worthless human

Office mama/daddy (You should probably know when this is not meant in a endearing manner...) 

Mud pile yard hog

 

I usually only use these in in-game jokes and online. Rarely, if at all, in real life. 

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When I'm trying to be, slightly, nicer, I go with "Farging Iceholes":P

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"Darwin Award candidate" is the only unique one I use that I can think of. The rest of the insults I use are common like "mother fucker" and "dumbass".

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"Floor tank"

"Ice mage" - Though this is fairly specific to FFXIV.
"Hanzo main" - Again, this is a specific one, to Overwatch.

"End user"

And for people who don't know what a computer is, there's "assbutt".

 

My lengthier ones are usually taking the situation at hand and spreading a large helping of sarcasm on, not a whole lot to it.

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SorryNotSorry

Mushbag (spineless person)

Dicknose

Pendejo

Dimbulb

Law-boy (statist, male)

Feeb

Failed-at-life/Lost-at-life

Sucks hind tit (situation)

 

I once called my grandmother a cross-eyed dope (which she was), another time I called her a dirty dick... both times she'd worked my last nerve...

 

I guess non-asexuals are technically fuckers, but insulting a majority is not smart.

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