(A)yy Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Anything that failed to sell well. Link to post Share on other sites
Salmiakki Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Don't know but no matter what it would be a really boring movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Epitaph Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Easy. Black Comedy. Link to post Share on other sites
A.R.B. Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Comedy. Even though I don't find my life funny, a lot of people are cruel and like to laugh at it. For example, I am very tall for my age, and a few years ago I tried to hang myself, but I had not hung the noose high enough and I just stood there crying, confused on what to do. A couple years later, I was in a much better place and had started to trust someone, so I shared that story for the first time. They laughed, and word of me being "too tall to die" spread throughout the school, and now most people treat me like a joke. (Sorry if this got a bit dark and/or long) Link to post Share on other sites
Amatista Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Dark comedy for sure Link to post Share on other sites
Chamomile_Serenity Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I imagine it to be like a great Bollywood film it's a little bit of everything: comedy, romance, some cool fight scene, a little mystery and then usually ends with an amazing song and dance number. Link to post Share on other sites
Leafy -_- Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Mystery/Thriller/Horror Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Entirely slapstick comedy Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Some kind of incomprehensible black-and-white artist flick taking eight hours to watch, seven of which have no perceptible plot or action whatsoever. Link to post Share on other sites
Goonie Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 a dark comedic soap opera type movie Link to post Share on other sites
theotherpope Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 A musical. I'd want it all singing and all dancing, except it would be screeching and dancing badly. There would be cut scenes where I would walk off and belt out a solo (nothing under 6 minutes is acceptable) and when it was all done absolutely nothing would have been furthered plot wise and the audience is left confused and wondering if there was some kind of clever subtext going on that they missed. There's no clever subtext. It's just me wailing at them for those 6 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
Dada Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Dark comedy seems to fit pretty well atm Link to post Share on other sites
andreas1033 Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Dystopia Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpy Alien Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 One of those boring indie films that’s a depressing slice of life with no real resolution at the end and a couple of moderately funny lines thrown in Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Horror dark comedy Link to post Share on other sites
Hayis4horses Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 A happy one, so I could get rid of all of my problems. 🙃 Link to post Share on other sites
Iam Loulou Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 I'd like to believe it'd be a inspirational movie... Overcoming mental illness, grief, etc. Using your limitations to help people... Sometimes hope and faith is all I have, I'm trying to make to best of it. Link to post Share on other sites
usernotfound Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 It would mostly be about being a teenager and trying to make everything go right but I find the key is “don’t try” because when I try a lot of drama happen and I try to reach the best version of myself so I think Drama. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 A cheesy inspirational drama/comedy. Link to post Share on other sites
kiaroskuro Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 On 6/5/2018 at 4:36 AM, A.R.B. said: Comedy. Even though I don't find my life funny, a lot of people are cruel and like to laugh at it. For example, I am very tall for my age, and a few years ago I tried to hang myself, but I had not hung the noose high enough and I just stood there crying, confused on what to do. A couple years later, I was in a much better place and had started to trust someone, so I shared that story for the first time. They laughed, and word of me being "too tall to die" spread throughout the school, and now most people treat me like a joke. (Sorry if this got a bit dark and/or long) Did that really happen? Bastards. I can't even imagine how that must have made you feel. 😔 Those kind of stories can really make you lose your faith in humanity. I have long since lost mine ... Link to post Share on other sites
RenalWaldo Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 My life is more of an absurdist TV sitcom. Some sort of Seinfeld-style observational comedy. Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Mine would be 90 minutes of black screen. I'm so damned boring! Link to post Share on other sites
DazzlingGirl16 Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Animation and Live Action (like "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"). Link to post Share on other sites
A.R.B. Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 On 7/31/2018 at 9:21 AM, kiaroskuro said: Did that really happen? Bastards. I can't even imagine how that must have made you feel. 😔 Those kind of stories can really make you lose your faith in humanity. I have long since lost mine ... Yeah, it really happened. But maybe losing faith in humanity is a good thing! I mean, what has humanity done for me lately? 😂 Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jade Cross Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 . Link to post Share on other sites
MsPoetryNMotion Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Sci-fi Link to post Share on other sites
Blomdor Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 The first half could possibly be a boring medical documentary. The second half is more along the lines of a terrible, vastly overlong experimental art film about a mentally ill paraplegic man who does almost nothing useful or productive and spends most of his time sitting silently in a chair at his computer or staring at a plain white wall and thinking while holding his cats. Link to post Share on other sites
Perfectly Pointless Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Probably a really cheesy rom com, sort of like asexual Bridget Jones except I don't end up with the love interest at the end Like where the main character is so awkward it makes you cringe but it's so funny you can't stop watching it. Link to post Share on other sites
SpookyNameHere Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 A dark comedic horror/mystery/thriller that ends on a cliffhanger and has no sequel just to irritate people Link to post Share on other sites
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