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My advocado was flattened by car bro :( Halp!

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He flattened my pet avocado and now i'm sad..

 

plzzz wut to do naw?

 

halp plz

 

:unsure::huh::mellow:

 

 

 

 

 

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arekathevampyre

replace him . I mean Car bro . whatever that means hahahahahaha . As for you pet , get a box and place it in (take as much as you can from the road/wherever surface it was flattened on) and bury it in your backyard . put a grave marker and use a REAL MARKER and write your pets name on it . my condolences . 

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2 minutes ago, arekathevampyre said:

replace him . I mean Car bro . whatever that means hahahahahaha . As for you pet , get a box and place it in (take as much as you can from the road/wherever surface it was flattened on) and bury it in your backyard . put a grave marker and use a REAL MARKER and write your pets name on it . my condolences . 

But i luv my car bro! I cnt replace :(:( My poor pet..now it's Guacemole :(  I IZ SAD NOW! BOOOOOHOOOOHOOOOOOO SNIFF SNIFF :unsure: 

 

*Runs away crying in dispair* 

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Scott1989

When life gives you guacemole... eh... I didn't think this through did I?

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RNA

He? Who is he? I didn't know cars were gendered... :huh:

 

Anyways, go to the store and buy another one. I hear they have them at Walmart for rrrreeeaaaaallllllllyyyyy cccchhhheeeaaapppp prices:

 

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scarletlatitude

Get some chips and salsa and have a party

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TheAP

First of all, it's spelled AVOCADO. Second of all, smash your car to bits for its disrespect. Third of all, you cannot keep an avocado as a pet. We avocados are ruled by no one.

 

- The Great Avocado

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SithAzathoth WinterDragon

I'm so sorry this happened! Take him to a science lab and make a clone and have the science technician make him as a hybrid too.

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