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Hey guys, I hope you can help me! I identify as asexual, because I just LOVE eating cake ALL THE TIME!!!! 

But I found out something disturbing the other day.......

Some people consider my one true love - Jaffa Cakes - to be a BISCUIT!!!!! Is this true?????? And am I still a real asexual?????

 

Please help!!!!!

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Trava u doma

Uh, telling you how to identify would be against the rules of this site, but tbh I think we're going a bit far with trying to label everything as asexual when it's obvious it's not. I'm not really completely sure what Jaffa cakes are, but I'm pretty sure they're not a cake :/ They're just the wrong shape and everything, and just because they have "cake" in the name, doesn't mean they're *actually* cakes. Kinda like gummy bears are not actually bears, I guess? But it's your life, and if you want to mislabel yourself, feel free :/

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Trava u doma
1 hour ago, iff said:

The tax person considers for vat purposes that Jaffa cakes are indeed cakes so don't let the doubters get you down because they want to make you doubt.

 

Sources: http://www.revenue.ie/en/tax/vat/rates/decision-detail-04770.jsp

 

Http://www.asexuality.org

 

 

This is silly classification. Water also has moisture content >12%, does it mean it's a cake, too? Also, this is Ireland, no? sea-lemon is not in Ireland, so it's kinda irrelevant, really. (No offence)

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SithAzathoth WinterDragon

The other cakes will know! 

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18 minutes ago, Trava u doma said:

 

This is silly classification. Water also has moisture content >12%, does it mean it's a cake, too? Also, this is Ireland, no? sea-lemon is not in Ireland, so it's kinda irrelevant, really. (No offence)

Ah, yes UK link http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2016-08-24/is-a-jaffa-cake-a-biscuit-or-a-cake-the-history-of-the-great-confectionery-debate

 

Although the hmrc argued they were biscuits but the courts disagreed and the judge ruled Jaffa cakes are cakes.

 

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22 hours ago, AshenPhoenix said:

This si my favorite second quote, right after the one about Lincoln and truth on the interweb

My favorite quote is "I like big butts and I cannot lie" by George Washington.

 

I read it on the interwez so it must be true.

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Team biscuit :D 

 

That being said, experiencing cakerousal doesn't invalidate your ace identity as long as you don't desire partnered cookie crumblin' for emotional or gastronomical pleasure :)

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A cake by any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

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Grumpy Alien
21 minutes ago, Kelly said:

A cake by any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

I think you mean William Cakespeare. Learn your ace literature!

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The tax person considers for vat purposes that Jaffa cakes are indeed cakes so don't let the doubters get you down because they want to make you doubt.

 

Sources: http://www.revenue.ie/en/tax/vat/rates/decision-detail-04770.jsp

 

Http://www.asexuality.org

 

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AshenPhoenix
13 hours ago, Kelly said:

A cake by any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

This si my favorite second quote, right after the one about Lincoln and truth on the interweb

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