Sea Lemon Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Hey guys, I hope you can help me! I identify as asexual, because I just LOVE eating cake ALL THE TIME!!!! But I found out something disturbing the other day....... Some people consider my one true love - Jaffa Cakes - to be a BISCUIT!!!!! Is this true?????? And am I still a real asexual????? Please help!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Trava u doma Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Uh, telling you how to identify would be against the rules of this site, but tbh I think we're going a bit far with trying to label everything as asexual when it's obvious it's not. I'm not really completely sure what Jaffa cakes are, but I'm pretty sure they're not a cake :/ They're just the wrong shape and everything, and just because they have "cake" in the name, doesn't mean they're *actually* cakes. Kinda like gummy bears are not actually bears, I guess? But it's your life, and if you want to mislabel yourself, feel free :/ Link to post Share on other sites
Trava u doma Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 1 hour ago, iff said: The tax person considers for vat purposes that Jaffa cakes are indeed cakes so don't let the doubters get you down because they want to make you doubt. Sources: http://www.revenue.ie/en/tax/vat/rates/decision-detail-04770.jsp Http://www.asexuality.org This is silly classification. Water also has moisture content >12%, does it mean it's a cake, too? Also, this is Ireland, no? sea-lemon is not in Ireland, so it's kinda irrelevant, really. (No offence) Link to post Share on other sites
SithAzathoth WinterDragon Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 The other cakes will know! Link to post Share on other sites
iff Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 18 minutes ago, Trava u doma said: This is silly classification. Water also has moisture content >12%, does it mean it's a cake, too? Also, this is Ireland, no? sea-lemon is not in Ireland, so it's kinda irrelevant, really. (No offence) Ah, yes UK link http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2016-08-24/is-a-jaffa-cake-a-biscuit-or-a-cake-the-history-of-the-great-confectionery-debate Although the hmrc argued they were biscuits but the courts disagreed and the judge ruled Jaffa cakes are cakes. Link to post Share on other sites
Starry Sky Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Biscuit means cookie, which starts with a 'c.' Cake confirmed. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 22 hours ago, AshenPhoenix said: This si my favorite second quote, right after the one about Lincoln and truth on the interweb My favorite quote is "I like big butts and I cannot lie" by George Washington. I read it on the interwez so it must be true. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Team biscuit That being said, experiencing cakerousal doesn't invalidate your ace identity as long as you don't desire partnered cookie crumblin' for emotional or gastronomical pleasure Link to post Share on other sites
Kelly Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 A cake by any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpy Alien Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 21 minutes ago, Kelly said: A cake by any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare I think you mean William Cakespeare. Learn your ace literature! Link to post Share on other sites
iff Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 The tax person considers for vat purposes that Jaffa cakes are indeed cakes so don't let the doubters get you down because they want to make you doubt. Sources: http://www.revenue.ie/en/tax/vat/rates/decision-detail-04770.jsp Http://www.asexuality.org Link to post Share on other sites
AshenPhoenix Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 13 hours ago, Kelly said: A cake by any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare This si my favorite second quote, right after the one about Lincoln and truth on the interweb Link to post Share on other sites
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Hey guys, I hope you can help me! I identify as asexual, because I just LOVE eating cake ALL THE TIME!!!!
But I found out something disturbing the other day.......
Some people consider my one true love - Jaffa Cakes - to be a BISCUIT!!!!! Is this true?????? And am I still a real asexual?????
Please help!!!!!
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