Guest Jetsun Milarepa Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Would you like to visit the library with me? Link to post Share on other sites
Shiloh_Rose Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 'I have two cuddly cats, made homemade chickenwing pizza; and I really like *insert one of the shows I really love*. Wanna literally sit on the couch together in relative silence(unless yelling at people onscreen), stuffing our faces with chickenwing pizza with one hand, and petting cats with the other?' Fark yes. Link to post Share on other sites
FatherCockrel Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Did you fall from heaven? Because you've managed to break every bone in your body. Link to post Share on other sites
SeeYa Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 "Do you want to go out?... Well, off you go then!" "I love baking cake." "This cake is not a lie." "If we join forces we will have the worlds largest cat collection!" "You want to come home with me? Our D&D party needs one more." "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm saying this rhyme, 'cause I want to cuddle you." "Donuts." Link to post Share on other sites
panacetrash Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 On 1/1/2017 at 9:51 AM, borkfork said: I have the first eight seasons of The Simpsons on DVD and an apple pie. sorry but you ruined it with the apple pie. Link to post Share on other sites
Nick2 Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 "Hey, do you want to come back to my place and see my art? No, really, I have cool art." Link to post Share on other sites
Zefron Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 If I were your professor, you'd ace my class. Link to post Share on other sites
Neutral Charge Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 "Lets go somewhere with no people around and have conversations about existence, science, our dreams and imaginations till late in the night, while staring at the stars and enjoy the wind" Link to post Share on other sites
Tasha the demi squirrel Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 A lot of these are quite funny lol Link to post Share on other sites
James121 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 I’d love to know where you got that dress! Did it come with a padlock? Link to post Share on other sites
James121 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Would you like to stay over? I have spare pyjamas and I have ED Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Hey sweetie, you want to Netflix and chill? I just got a new air conditioner and it works amazingly well. Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Potato Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 I have cake, netflix and board games. you in? Link to post Share on other sites
nerdperson777 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 7 hours ago, James121 said: Would you like to stay over? I have spare pyjamas and I have ED ED is executive dysfunction...? There's several EDs that I know. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 45 minutes ago, nerdperson777 said: ED is executive dysfunction...? There's several EDs that I know. In view of the topic, Erectile Disorder is probably the most likely Link to post Share on other sites
Residentshadow Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 On 12/31/2016 at 3:21 PM, NerotheReaper said: "Hey baby, I got chocolate cake and I need someone to talk to. There will be snuggles too." It's not that this wouldn't work but, you lose points on "Hey baby". Link to post Share on other sites
Tasha the demi squirrel Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 14 hours ago, James121 said: I’d love to know where you got that dress! Did it come with a padlock? Complimenting the dress is always a safe bet but the padlock question ruins it Link to post Share on other sites
Autumn Season Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Tasha the demi squirrel said: Complimenting the dress is always a safe bet [...] Not always. It can be unpleasant or creepy. Link to post Share on other sites
James121 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Autumn Season said: Not always. It can be unpleasant or creepy. Only if you take it that way. 9 times out of 10 it’s supposed to be a compliment about your look. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Isn't complimenting a dress actually complimenting the designer though Link to post Share on other sites
Tasha the demi squirrel Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 18 minutes ago, Autumn Season said: Not always. It can be unpleasant or creepy. True it depends on how it is said 12 minutes ago, Homer said: Isn't complimenting a dress actually complimenting the designer though Some prefer to take it as complimenting style choice Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Pick-up lines are called that because they're used to try to get someone to sleep with you. It doesn't make sense when applied to asexuals. Link to post Share on other sites
Tasha the demi squirrel Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 18 minutes ago, Winter Spirit ❅ said: Pick-up lines are called that because they're used to try to get someone to sleep with you. It doesn't make sense when applied to asexuals. They can be used to try and get someone to date you not only to sleep with so that makes sense for romantic Aces and for Aromantic Aces they can be used as an ice breaker to make friends Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 11 hours ago, Sweet Potato said: I have cake, netflix and board games. you in? Works for me. That or "do you want to see my cat/s?" Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Potato Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, daveb said: Works for me. That or "do you want to see my cat/s?" I don't have and don't like cats, that would not work on me at all! Link to post Share on other sites
James121 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Homer said: Isn't complimenting a dress actually complimenting the designer though Sometimes the design is good but sometimes the lady makes is what sets it off. Dresses only look good on or maybe on the bedroom floor. Link to post Share on other sites
grey goose Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 ME; I make food that's better than sex! Her: How do you know that? Me: Because I'm still eating the food but I stopped having sex 16 years ago. Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffy Femme Guy Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites
nerdperson777 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 20 hours ago, Fluffy Femme Guy said: So tempting! I'm going to crash from all that sugar. Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffy Femme Guy Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 8 minutes ago, nerdperson777 said: So tempting! I'm going to crash from all that sugar. Assuming I knew I could trust them it would totally work on me. One condition though, there must be (decent) coffee available. Link to post Share on other sites
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