nerdperson777 Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Tanzanite said: And you just reminded me to get my Gameboy Advance. Also win. I can't find the charger to my DS. Link to post Share on other sites
yeehaw123 Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 On 12/31/2016 at 8:59 AM, Acciuga said: "We should go get coffee together. Because I'm tired and I was hoping you could pay for me, I left my purse at home." HAAHAHHAAHA. Idks why but daaang. im crying of laughter this is soOooOoOOoo good. Link to post Share on other sites
yeehaw123 Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 On 12/31/2016 at 10:27 PM, Skycaptain said: Are you hungry? We can have Netflix and chilli lol, that's pretty great. Link to post Share on other sites
yeehaw123 Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 On 1/1/2017 at 1:22 PM, daveb said: Nah, just a master baker. I AM DECEASED Link to post Share on other sites
Togee Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 On 1/1/2017 at 6:29 PM, Joe Parrish said: I had to go to urbandictionary. I would be so lost without Urbandictionary... Also I would have less traumas Link to post Share on other sites
Togee Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Also should this be in Arcade? Link to post Share on other sites
Joe the Stoic Posted January 6, 2017 Author Share Posted January 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Togee said: Also should this be in Arcade? It's a thread of ace musings. So no. Link to post Share on other sites
nerdperson777 Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 4 hours ago, Togee said: I would be so lost without Urbandictionary... Also I would have less traumas Which is why I avoid urban dictionary. I would sometimes be in my apartmentmate's room and when we don't know what a word means, we go to Urban dictionary and there are always sexual words in the definition or in the related words. Then we close the tab before we get any further. I would say I'm better off on Wikipedia but I get stuck there too much. Link to post Share on other sites
Maristine Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Wanna come over? I'm writing an essay on sexual diversity and need you to educate me on asexuality. Link to post Share on other sites
Florenna Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 On 1/6/2017 at 4:29 AM, Flyaway4me said: I have a reputation for being great in bed.. I stick to my side and don't hog all the covers LOVE this! Link to post Share on other sites
UrbanPrimitive Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 You know that feeling when someone is so hot that you can't think about anything else? We should get the fire extinguisher. Link to post Share on other sites
tgif Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 An attractive girl walks by with a baby stroller. Ace guy: "Hey there, baby" Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 You have some beautiful labels. What do they mean? Link to post Share on other sites
Florenna Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 12 hours ago, tgif said: An attractive girl walks by with a baby stroller. Ace guy: "Hey there, baby" This reminds me - often when a man walks by with a baby in pram/stroller, I often pay more attention to the baby... Though the man may mistake my smile as interest towards him, it's happened Link to post Share on other sites
nerdperson777 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 I made this up randomly. I've been itching to talk to you. I noticed how much you like cake. Me too! Link to post Share on other sites
Halt726 Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Can’t take credit for this because I found it online but it seems like a worthy addition ahem... “are you a firework? Because you are breathingly gorgeous, and I don’t want you anywhere near my genials” Link to post Share on other sites
SoItGoes Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 I have Mario Kart (with the wheels) and cake. Link to post Share on other sites
Autumn Season Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Let's be more than lovers: I want to be your friend. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jetsun Milarepa Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 We could make beautiful music together...wait till I get my ukelele! Link to post Share on other sites
Autumn Season Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 36 minutes ago, chandrakirti said: We could make beautiful music together...wait till I get my ukelele! Nice one! Link to post Share on other sites
Muledeer Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 On 1/9/2017 at 3:58 AM, Florenna said: This reminds me - often when a man walks by with a baby in pram/stroller, I often pay more attention to the baby... Though the man may mistake my smile as interest towards him, it's happened Every time I see someone walking their dog, I always ignore the human and focus on the dog. Link to post Share on other sites
levelskid Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Why don't you come over to my place...so we could watch Netflix, and help me bounce around a few ideas for my next novel. Could be an all nighter. Link to post Share on other sites
IceKing Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 I want you to give it to me - your Nintendo Friend Code. You make me wanna have a long, warm cuddle with our clothes on. I like you so much, I want to have deep meaningful conversations with you all night. I have your favorite cake for you. (cake works always 🍰) Link to post Share on other sites
Autumn Season Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Let's dance, I promise I won't hug you too tightly and I won't try to awkwardly kiss you when to music slows down. Link to post Share on other sites
Kapine Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 I'm pretty damn good in bed... I hardly ever fall out anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
kiaroskuro Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 On 12/17/2018 at 9:05 PM, Muledeer said: Every time I see someone walking their dog, I always ignore the human and focus on the dog. Ha, I usually do that, too! Link to post Share on other sites
Bloc Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 On 1/5/2017 at 4:22 AM, The Ficus said: You're beautiful and I don't want you anywhere near my genitals. (read this somewhere once and it shall forever be my favorite) I've said this with other words or no words to my loved ones. On 12/31/2016 at 8:24 PM, St. Nyaaconix the II said: I got cats I know a definitely sexual person who would jump on this line. Link to post Share on other sites
AussieIsAce Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 “I like men with big thick brown wallets” Link to post Share on other sites
To Each Their Own Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Wanna come over and help me tire out my dogs? Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 You are a good conversationalist and make me smile. Want to go skating and laugh at people falling over? Link to post Share on other sites
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