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Pick-Up Lines That Only Work on Aces


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nerdperson777
9 hours ago, chandrakirti said:

I have a new book!

My friend would've totally fallen for that one.

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AcePrincess666
On 12/31/2016 at 4:31 PM, fuzzipueo said:

Can I buy you a book?

OMG PLEASE DO!! hahaha 😁

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55 minutes ago, AceOfHearts_85 said:

"I want you to come home and play with me....I have a room full of toys....let me show you my HUGE action figure collection."

What-what kind of action figures?

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4 hours ago, Feys&Florets said:

What-what kind of action figures?

80s, 90s, & early 2000s figures mainly.  Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters, Mighty Max, Jurassic Park, etc.

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On 1/4/2017 at 9:22 PM, The Ficus said:

You're beautiful and I don't want you anywhere near my genitals. (read this somewhere once and it shall forever be my favorite)

I saw one similar to this recently. It was "Hey baby, are you a firework? Because you're breathtakingly beautiful, and I don't want you anywhere near my genitals."

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"I'd invite you to sleep over, but I don't give a fuck..."

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I have two pussies who share my bed and like to be stroked 

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On 12/31/2016 at 6:16 PM, Telecaster68 said:

"Netflix and chill? Literally."

Literally just now figuring out what this means from the other comments. Mind Blown!

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Are you heading anywhere after this demo?

 

(I realize this could work or not work regardless of whether the person is asexual. But that just reflects the fact that me saying the line doesn't use pickup lines for dating, just simply for meeting)

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"My dog (or cat) needs attention. Wanna come to my place and give her some?"

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2 hours ago, SithGrinch said:

"My dog (or cat) needs attention. Wanna come to my place and give her some?"

Be very careful how you phrase cat in particular or that could be misconstrued :P

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Fluffy Femme Guy

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21 hours ago, Fluffy Femme Guy said:

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Spoiler because not super relevant to thread.

Spoiler

Image result for fifty shades playroom games

 

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