Joe the Stoic Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Edit: I am ashamed of this cringy post. Link to post Share on other sites
King Al Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 "We should go get coffee together. Because I'm tired and I was hoping you could pay for me, I left my purse at home." Link to post Share on other sites
Lemonsky Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 "Join me in my bed. So we can build a pillow fort!" Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 I got cats Link to post Share on other sites
borkfork Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, Lemonsky said: "Join me in my bed. So we can build a pillow fort!" YESSS Link to post Share on other sites
sindi Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 56 minutes ago, Acciuga said: "We should go get coffee together. Because I'm tired and I was hoping you could pay for me, I left my purse at home." lol, I doubt that would work even on asexuals Link to post Share on other sites
King Al Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 minute ago, sindi said: lol, I doubt that would work even on asexuals Oh no, I didn't think it would. It's just a favourite of mine. I am usually tired and without a purse. Link to post Share on other sites
NerotheReaper Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 "Hey baby, I got chocolate cake and I need someone to talk to. There will be snuggles too." Link to post Share on other sites
borkfork Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 I have the first eight seasons of The Simpsons on DVD and an apple pie. Link to post Share on other sites
Jme Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Phoenix the II said: I got cats Sold. Let's be friends. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Just now, Jme said: Sold. Let's be friends. :o, it worked! Link to post Share on other sites
Nanoic Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 I'm a programmer. Link to post Share on other sites
Jme Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 If I could rearrange the alphabet...I would leave "U" and "I" exactly where they are, you know, so we have an appropriate amount of space between us. Do you believe in friends at first sight, or should I walk by again? Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Friend material. Know what's on the menu? Me-n'-u. But on opposite sides of the table. ...These are probably funnier if you know the original non-ace pick-up lines I bastardized them from. Link to post Share on other sites
fuzzipueo Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Can I buy you a book? Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Books, cats, and chocolate cake would work for me. Link to post Share on other sites
moonnymph Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Just bought an amazing cake and have no one to share it with. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Wanna come over? So we can bake cupcakes to hand out at upcoming meet ups? Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Are you hungry? We can have Netflix and chilli Link to post Share on other sites
Kamkyo Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Wanna come over tonight? I have this assignment coming up and I could really use some company while I procrastibake. Link to post Share on other sites
Scott1989 Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 You must be tired cause you've been running on that treadmill all morning! Here's some water to help. Link to post Share on other sites
Scott1989 Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Don't mind me, I'm an astronomer checking out heavenly bodies. If you look through this telescope, you can see pluto! Link to post Share on other sites
Scott1989 Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 8 minutes ago, Telecaster68 said: See, even the choice of Pluto rather than Uranus is a giveaway... I'm part glad (the ace in me) and part disappointed (lover of bad jokes in me) that I never even considered Uranus for that ace pickup line! Link to post Share on other sites
Jme Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 15 hours ago, Telecaster68 said: "Netflix and chill? Literally." Funny (sad) story...until a few days ago, I thought the literal meaning of Netflix and chill was the ONLY meaning of Netflix and chill. Pretty sure I've embarrassed myself on more than one occasion (nobody bothered to correct me)... Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 do you like cake? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Jme said: Funny (sad) story...until a few days ago, I thought the literal meaning of Netflix and chill was the ONLY meaning of Netflix and chill. Pretty sure I've embarrassed myself on more than one occasion (nobody bothered to correct me)... Most of us have been there... xD *guilty* too Link to post Share on other sites
Joe the Stoic Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 17 minutes ago, Telecaster68 said: To be honest, I've never heard it used apart from online, but I think that's a generational thing. I did figure it out pretty quickly from context though. I had to go to urbandictionary. Link to post Share on other sites
Xavy Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Heaven must be missing an angel, because they can't possibly keep track of all angels. Link to post Share on other sites
Luftschlosseule Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 So wait. A new book, sitting in a blanket fort, eating cake and cuddling cats? Where do I sign? "Don't I know you from AVEN?" Link to post Share on other sites
Adam_Jensen Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 "Your cake is making me thirsty!!!" Because you know I drool when I see a cake.... (It sounded funny in my head......) Link to post Share on other sites
Laplace Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 You look like you're pretty good with your hands. I bet you have a lot of experience handling co....cookies! I bet you're a great baker. Link to post Share on other sites
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