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I could cook breakfast for you.

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Banned for preferring lunch over breakfast

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10 minutes ago, PrismaticDream said:

Banned for never having seen a narwhal.

Banned for never having pet a narwhal.

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Sued for not realizing that I already have taken over the forum.

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Frogs often reside underneath mushrooms

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My uncle sometimes helps really old ostriches move swiftly.

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Noh theater is better than sex.

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