Starbogen Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 I'm offended your name is The Abominable Pumpkin but the main feature of your picture is a cat, and there's nothing abominable about the pumpkin we do get to see 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zargos Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 I'm offended by them Oh ninja'd :p 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Gahhh! I find the previous poster's ninjaing activity so offensive! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 10, 2016 Author Share Posted October 10, 2016 I'm offended by you taking the name of ninjas in vain. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 You're offended by that? And all this coming from someone pretending to be a pumpkin! You have simply no idea how offended I am by that... :o 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 10, 2016 Author Share Posted October 10, 2016 I'm offended by you denying me my identity. I identify as a pump. It's in the name: pumpKIN. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
m4rble Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm offended that you seem to be supporting contradictory statements. Someone can't be a loser and a winner. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 11, 2016 Author Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm offended that you are clearly unfamiliar with these words from Walt Whitman: "Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I don't believe it! This thread is already hot, it's rapidly turning into an instant classic and it was started by a pumpkin who has issues about being a pumpkin! And now I've just had to insert this comment here as someone else has posted a message just as I was about to do so. Can you even begin to understand how offended I am by all this? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 11, 2016 Author Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm offended by your offence at my thread's popularity! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm offended by a pumpkin quoting Walt Whitman! Surely a pumpkin should be quoting Walt Disney? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 11, 2016 Author Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm offended that you don't realize that a pumpkin really should be quoting Charles Schulz, creator of the Great Pumpkin! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 And in my turn may I say, Pumpkin, that your offence cuts no ice with me! In fact, I find myself offended by it! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starbogen Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm offended by that emoji and I'm offended no one was ever offended by anything about me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Well you shouldn't be! Because, quite frankly, I find everything about you deeply offensive! ;) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sea Lemon Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 That winking emoji is the most offensive thing I have ever laid eyes on! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 11, 2016 Author Share Posted October 11, 2016 I find it offensive that you have a palindromic post count. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starbogen Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I find the lack of consistency in your info offensive since you have a comma in the pronouns section but a slash in the sexuality one 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 What kind of nit-picking detail is that to point out? I find this kind of fanatical obsession with small details so offensive! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 And I find it offensive that you blame me for what was clearly unintentional! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 11, 2016 Author Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm offended by your weird gender. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
m4rble Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I am offended that you responded to the wrong person. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 11, 2016 Author Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm offended because I didn't, unless you think "female" is a weird gender. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm offended that so many different people are now posting on this thread! And some of them have clearly erroneous ideas of right and wrong! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sea Lemon Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm offended because clearly female is the weirdest gender of all - how dare you deny us our weirdness! And now I'm offended by your sneaky ninja-ing! :o 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm also offended by myself at not being offended by all this talk about my gender! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
m4rble Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm offended that you would dare find yourself offensive. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 That really takes the biscuit! How dare you find that offensive? I find that utterly outrageous I must say! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starbogen Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I think it's offensive that you're so normal And also offended I got ninja'd 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
m4rble Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I find it offensive that you're not as normal as I am. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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