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I am offended at the lack of exclamation marks in your post!!!!!!!!11!1!111111

 

Damn, now I've run out of them.

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Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet

I was reading about eggplants out of boredom.  Then it hit me....

 

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Eggplants don't taste like eggs. Like goddammit. When I first ate it... it was okay, but it didn't taste like eggs at all. And it's purple. WTH kind of egg is purple. The only way an egg can be purple is if it comes out of the Easter Bunny's ass, and we all know that's fictional as fuck.

 

So yes, I am offended that eggplants don't taste like eggs.  Stop offending me, reality.

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fantastic mx. foxglove

I'm offended because I'm reality and people keep yelling at me because not everything makes sense, but you know what? NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO MAKE SENSE, KAREN!!!!

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fantastic mx. foxglove

I'm even more offended than you are! I'm offended that you would even try to out-offend me!

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Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet

Stripper cat lives the hard life..

 

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Stripper cat makes that money. Stripper cat is a fighter. Yet the world judges Stripper cat. And I'm offended by that. Stop judging Stripper cat for throwing it back for tuna..

 

This post I made was....unnecessary cringe.. I am offended by my own cringe.

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fantastic mx. foxglove

I'm offeneded that you tried to make a film about stripper cat, but it was really just a knockoff of Harry Potter

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Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet

 

 

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I'm Catholic cat.  I know what you did. I'm offended. 

 

 

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I’m offended for holding a double-standard, because the only way you could know what I did is if you were at the same stripper cat club.

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fantastic mx. foxglove

I'm offended you burst into the restaurant while I was having dinner and pointed an accusatory finger at me as you screamed, "I KNOW IT WAS YOU!"

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I'm offended you laughed at me as I was tackled by police dogs

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I'm offended you refused my offer of free pickle sandwiches in exchange for your soul

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