Skycaptain Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 I'm offended that you would expect the Ohmless of Upper Volta to offer any resistance 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Offended because you use difficult names to offer any resistance Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 8, 2017 Author Share Posted September 8, 2017 I'm offended that you resist the use of difficult names. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 I'm offended that you didn't ask for a train ticket to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LadyFie Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I am offended because you forgot the full stop / period (however you wanna call it) at the end of your sentence. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 I'm offended that you expect Skycaptain to have enough energy to put a period after typing that long place name. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 I'm offended that you don't support Skycaptain's abilities and energy levels. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 13, 2017 Author Share Posted September 13, 2017 I'm offended that you think of Skycaptain as some sort of superhero. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 ^^ I'm offended that you don't 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arekathevampyre Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 offended by the use of smileys 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nirnroot Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 I'm offended by your failure at creating a proper sentence. You didn't capitalize the first letter, or put a period at the end. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost of AVEN Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 i'm offended by you creating a proper sentence. you used commas right you use CAPITALS correctly and it even h.a.s. a. p.e.r.i.od. at the end 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 13, 2017 Author Share Posted September 13, 2017 I'm offended by all these ghosts and "happy Halloween" wishes when it isn't even October yet! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 I'm offended you're not happier for Halloween to be soon (it's my favourite holiday). 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm offended that you like to scare innocent, unsuspecting people. Show some consideration. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm offended that you assume Lichley likes to scare people. Maybe they just like the candy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm offended you called sweets "candy". 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm offended that you want everyone to conform to your British ways. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm offended that you believe that American English is better. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm offended you assume that I believe that. Maybe I just believe in language equality. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm offended that you claim to be into language equality but you didn't vote for language marriage equality! What happens if Welsh wants to marry English? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm offended that you didn't take into consideration the communication problems that would occur in that relationship. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm offended that you didn't call Offa in as a translator 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm Offa-nded. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm offended that I don't know who Offa is. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
banoffeepie Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm offended that the previous post has 32 letters which precludes any division by 7 which is just plain selfish and opinionated 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm offended that you insist that others change their posts to fit your delicate sensibilities. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 @TheAP, Offa was king of Mercia from AD 757-796, and is believed to have ordered the construction of an earthen mound, or dyke running for 130Km close to the line of the current England/Wales border also offended that you didn't suggest a larger cut of clothing to accommodate delicate sensibilities 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm offended that you're implying banoffeepie is fat. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
guava Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 I'm offended that you're assuming they were implying that. Maybe they just thought larger clothes would be looser and more comfortable. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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