Strange-quark Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 How did ya know?! It was actually a polka battle (jump or die -variety), and I dunno what happened, afterward I just realised it was gone! Must have slipped out of my pocket... Little birds are singing that the person below lost their sexuality while travelling abroad. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkStormyKnight Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 Literally just got back from Scotland, I accidentally dropped it while hiking in the highlands and a cow ate it. I hear the person below lost their sexuality in a bet. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 It's true. I lost a bet and owed someone $1.00. Unfortunately, I only had $0.99 on me at the time so I offered my sexuality for all it's worth to cover the difference. I still came up short. I heard a rumor that the person below me lost their sexuality in their sleep. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 I was counting sheep, but then they ran away with my sexuality, and I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep. The person below me lost their sexuality while reading classic literature. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lady.Saturnina.94 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Yep. I got so engrossed in the story that I lost track of time and, oddly enough, my sexuality. I mean, how does that happen? Based on what I've heard, it sounds like the person below me lost their sexuality while skydiving. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DragonSpirit Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Yeah, it got stuck in my parachute pack. It was ripped away by the wind when I opened my parachute. It seems that the person below me lost their sexuality at Disneyland. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QueerAroAce Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) Oh you heard? Yeah,while I was taking a picture with my fave Disney characters a thief decided to steal it away with my wallet! Sadly the picture only caught their silhouette escaping~ A little birdie told me, the person below me lost their sexuality in outer space! Edited August 23, 2019 by Ace_Fujoshi_Passingby Typo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strange-quark Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Yeah uh, being an astronaut is tough, okay? It wasn't properly fastened to my spacesuit, so a Martian sandstorm blew my sexuality away. After that it probably was either frozen or radiated to death... Sources say that the person below lost their sexuality on a beach holiday. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PoeciMeta Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 I must admit that's true - I was trying to catch shrimps in the rocks and too distracted to keep an eye on it, and it tried to swim too far away, got caught in a sea current, drowned and was eaten by crabs. But that's nothing compared to the person below me, who I heard lost their sexuality in a bookshop... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 I wanted to buy so many books, my sexuality got fed up with waiting and took off down the street. The person below me lost their sexuality while going down Niagara Falls. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PoeciMeta Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Oh yeah, this time! I'm pretty proud of myself, listen to that: I decided to take on the challenge to go down the Niagara falls in a barrel, and I got stuck in the whirlpool behind the falls; so, to get myself out, I got out of the barrel, put my sexuality in it, and kicked it toward the back of the waterfall so hard that, with its weight, I was propelled through the waterfall and escaped it! Not bad, eh? I think I read something about the person below me losing their sexuality in a cold room... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 I'm frigid TPBM lost their sexuality during a definition debate 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strange-quark Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Ouch yeah. My sexuality got bored of it and went hitchiking, never came back. The person below me lost their sexuality while eating a pasty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crazy ace Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I was eating a danish, and my sexuality fell on to my plate. I didn't notice, and accidentally threw it away. TPMB lost their sexuality while climbing mount everest 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AllTimeBubble Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I was climbing a rather perilous section when my sexuality decided it was too scared, climbed back down and ran away. I havent seen it since. TPBM lost their sexuality on the beach 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cake-Loving Dragon Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I set mine down to build a sandcastle. The sandcastle turned out beautifully, but just as I got my phone out to take a picture, a big wave came and washed away my sandcastle. I haven't seen my phone or my sexuality since. I heard TPBM lost their sexuality at a petting zoo. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strange-quark Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Yeah, all the animals were so adorable that my sexuality felt inferior and ditched me for some random tourist taking pics. TBPM lost their sexuality while reading a book. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Yup. I was reading while having breakfast at a cafe. I let my sexuality out of my bag to read with me. It's a silent reader, so I hadn't noticed when it was gone. Could've just left. Could've gotten stolen. I have no clue. Haven't seen it since. TBPM lost their sexuality while binge watching YouTube. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 Yes, it was when I was watching Ash Hardell's three part series about everything asexual and aromantic. This scared my sexuality so much that it ran away and never came back. Did the person below me really lose their sexuality while playing Jenga? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 Jenga! 🤣 The stack fell down on top of me, but my sexuality got buried instead. The person below me lost their sexuality while watching anime. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rawersace Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 fookin shiit so u got me all figured out huh? you just KNEW that me sitting on my couch watching naruto would cause me to misplace my sexuality? well you’re RIGHT! but dude i heard the person below me lost their sexuality in their head lice 😳 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NicoleHolmes Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 It wasn't actually MY head lice, it was the kids at my job. I had to do head checks for lice. My sexuality got scared of catching head lice and ran off! You wouldn't believe the person below me, though. They lost their sexuality during a Star Trek marathon. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AllTimeBubble Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 My sexuality realised I enjoy star wars more and was so shocked that it left and never came back. It took all its star trek memorabilia with it TPBM lost their sexuality while paintballing 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rainbowsprinklez 🐙💜🍬 Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 Yeah it was all fun and games until my sexuality got hit and, being a sorry loser, left me on the battle field for the other team. It’s my sexuality’s loss tho because my team got the winning trophy of cake 🧁 I hear the person below me lost their sexuality while drinking 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 Precisely! Drinking tea, to be more precise. I was having a wonderful time at my high school tea party club when suddenly, I dropped my sexuality inside my teacup! The tea was very hot, so my sexuality melted inside it, never to be seen again. Typical! I hear the person below me lost their sexuality at the museum. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 The damn thing wouldn't stop gawking at and climbing that stupid dinosaur skeleton. It wasn't even a real one, so what was the big deal? I eventually left it out of frustration, deciding it was more trouble than it was worth. If memory serves me right, the person below me lost their sexuality while eating pie. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PoeciMeta Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 That's true - I didn't give any to my sexuality, and it got angry at me and left, in search of more pie. Problem is, I was at a train station and my train came before my sexuality came back, so I left without it. Never heard of it since, but honestly I don't miss it. But that's nothing compared to the person below me, who I think lost theirs while ice skating. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 I was reminded of all the times I went ice skating as a kid, and couldn't get the adults around me to listen when I told them that the skates hurt and rubbed on my feet. I was so busy thinking about that, I tripped and my sexuality got run over by the Zamboni. The person below me lost their sexuality while acting in a movie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 That's right. I was acting out my death scene, but my sexuality took it too literally and actually died. The person below me lost their sexuality while out for a walk. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 I was out for a walk when all of a sudden, a roc swooped out of nowhere, snatched my sexuality, and flew away to its nest in the Rockies. Yes, that's a terrible pun, and no, I'm not sorry. The person below me lost their sexuality while cosplaying. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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