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bluedragonwings

I'm too new to know.

They Modestly won't respond.

Sorry can't laud you.

Topic. Sun induced sneezing. (Photic sneeze reflex)

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When I'm on the road

And I see a line of cars:

Aw man. Construction?

Topic: Mouth

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Man that mouth

it is like so cool

its snowing on mount fuji.

Topic:How stupid i am for doing this reference rather than trying

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I don't know what you're

Referencing so I think you

Got away with it

Topic: postcard

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bluedragonwings

Want to send letter.

Too lazy To write it all.

At least an image.

Topic: lonely

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Autumn Season

*crunch crunch* "Hmm, it's good!"

"Really? Let me try as well!"

"Eww, it tastes salty!"

Topic: dictionary

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Open the pages

To find the definition...

define another

(because you don't know what the words used to define that word mean)

Topic: Sand

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When I was like 12

I dumped lake sand on my head

Couldn't wash it out

(True story. My cousins and I went to Gunpowder Falls and scooped up sand from the bottom of the lake. Then we dumped it on each others' heads. Took weeks to get it all out.)

NT: crow

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bluedragonwings

U.F.O or not?

No, it looks like a bird flock.

Is it a murder?

NT: cheating

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Autumn Season

Thought I could trust you

Thought I could be true to you

Now look at us fools

Topic: Minecraft

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A computer game?

I'm not entirely sure.

Have never played it.

Topic: Hands

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Different sounding words

Different letters and accents

Meaning the same thing.

Topic: Silence

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ClayDaDalek

No sounds to be heard

Like the quiet winter snow

Soothing to the ears

Next topic: Chaos

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Autumn Season

Haikus make me realize how... special the English language is. There is no way I could have written haikus before I learned how to pronounce all words. Even if I knew how to write very well, it wouldn't have helped.

That's similar to Japanese, actually. You never know how many syllables there are in a Kanji. (In fact each Kanji can be pronounced in several different ways. Which is not very different from English btw. Words in the English language can be written the same way but pronounced differently and written differently but pronounced the same way.)

And then there are the fun words where you can choose how many syllables they include. *brain explodes*

Chaos:

We write in English

And never know how many

Syllables there are

Topic: Russian 8)

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bluedragonwings

I tried to learn it.

Only got "vodka".

Used in White Russian

Topic: fancy mixed drinks

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Crap, what do I know

About drinks, I'm underage

And straightedge/boring

NT: zipper

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Hold stuff together

Jackets, backpacks, and much more

Handy Invention

Next Topic: Gummy bears

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In heat's oppression

Lightnings flash in heavy skies

Humidity reigns

Next: pizza

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Warm, cheesy, gooey...

Pepperoni and olives.

This is the best day.

Nest topic: vacation

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ClayDaDalek

Only a few days

of relaxation and chill

before I go back

Next topic: The weird side of youtube

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There is a weird side?

Is that not just ALL YouTube?

Except cat videos.

Haiku: white chocolate.

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You bring tongue-gasms

Though not really chocolate

Can't help but need you

Next: trees

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bluedragonwings

A new computer,

Something with good RAM and speed.

My digital brain.

Topic: attack kittens

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Cold temperatues

Shivers rock through your body

Blankets are a must.

Topic: Hum

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Very nasally

If you hold your nose you can't

Do it anymore

NT: ringtone

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