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Skullery Maid

This thread is making me feel like I'm the only person on earth who doesn't shave bare. I will (obviously) sleep with women who are bald, but I really don't particularly like it. :/

Oh, you're not. I used to remove all hair, but that became too much effort and made the pokiness issue worse. So, I only shave parts (sorry, some parts have got to be hairless or it just hurts) and trim the rest.

I shave the sides for sure. Lol the pokiness... right thru the undies sometimes! :D (where's Tar for this convo?)

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Telecaster68

We're going to snigger about it together later.

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Skullery Maid

We're going to snigger about it together later.

Whilst braiding each other's hair, surely ;)

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Telecaster68

We're modern men. We depilate.

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Serran

This thread is making me feel like I'm the only person on earth who doesn't shave bare. I will (obviously) sleep with women who are bald, but I really don't particularly like it. :/

Oh, you're not. I used to remove all hair, but that became too much effort and made the pokiness issue worse. So, I only shave parts (sorry, some parts have got to be hairless or it just hurts) and trim the rest.

I shave the sides for sure. Lol the pokiness... right thru the undies sometimes! :D (where's Tar for this convo?)

I shave sides when I want to wear a bathing suit, but other bits I have to keep shaved or it just plain hurts... and it rubbing against extremely sensitive skin even caused a sore once when I got lazy with shaving. :(

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Snao van der Cone

I shave the sides and the gunt. If I'm going to have an overhanging belly I might as well draw clear borders.

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Telecaster68

WTF is the gunt?

(sensitive souls may want to avert their gaze from the next post)

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Serran

WTF is the gunt?

(sensitive souls may want to avert their gaze from the next post)

I was just thinking that...

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Snao van der Cone

It's a rude term for a flabby belly that overhangs in front of the crotch. I don't really have one, but there's a definite folding point.

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Telecaster68

Blimey. The things you find out on t'internet.

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Skullery Maid

I shave the sides and the gunt. If I'm going to have an overhanging belly I might as well draw clear borders.

Oh same, I shave at the folding line :D

there's also the "FUPA"...

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Telecaster68

*braces self*

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Snao van der Cone

I hear the penis looks bigger if the pubes are shaved...

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Skullery Maid

*braces self*

for FUPA?

Fatty Upper Pubic Area :P

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Telecaster68

That's a TUA.

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Telecaster68

I hear the penis looks bigger if the pubes are shaved...

Were you hoping for some kind of reaction to that?

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Skullery Maid

That's a TUA.

*googles*

*googling didn't help*

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Telecaster68

I don't think Google has access to my brain, which is the only place those initials exist.

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Skullery Maid

I'm pretty sure I've seen Tee, You, and Aye before ;)

(ok that's a terrible joke I'm putting myself on time out)

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Telecaster68

It stands for Totally Unnecessary Acronym.

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Snao van der Cone

I hear the penis looks bigger if the pubes are shaved...

Were you hoping for some kind of reaction to that?

Confirmation, perhaps :P

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Telecaster68

Well.... I guess. In the same way as if you weed undergrowth from the base of a tree trunk.

That came out more phallophilic than I intended.

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Skullery Maid

It stands for Totally Unnecessary Acronym.

Hahaha well I didn't make it up, I just passed it along.

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Telecaster68

It makes it sound like a bad thing though.

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Skullery Maid

Well it is... it's used (around here anyway) to reference an unusually fatty upper pubic area. You watch porn right? Some people have it and some don't... like, some guys look like they have a penis coming out of a bean bag or something, it's all convex and puffy. Lol have I gone too far yet?

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Telecaster68

I avert my gaze from mens' bits. I know what you mean though.

What bothers me is that someone, somewhere, has discussed all this enough that it's worth an abbreviation.

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Skullery Maid

Very true. Probably at least a few people really sat down to think about it.

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Hobbes!

More than once I've wondered whether it would be sensible to at least trim. I'm a firm believer that you can keep male body parts clean without trimming anything away, but seriously. The hairs turn up in the oddest of places sometimes. Like, boxes full of bits of spare models that I know for a fact I haven't opened in six months

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Telecaster68

Shortlists, voting, minutes, agendas, etc.

Long rogue strands in the flappy bits of the ear (not sprouting from the hole) are the weirdest.

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Pan Ficto. (on hiatus?)

As an ageing sexual, it seems to me that the whole shaving thing is basically part of people assuming what they see on porn is normal, and expecting if from their partners. Pre the internet proliferation of porn, it wasn't really a thing. Trimming maybe, but not waxing. Porn likes shaved/waxed because it's easier to see what's happening, simple as that.

Well for centuries (millennia even) women in art and sculpture where shown as hairless on their privates and under their arms, it's certainly not just a modern thing.

I try not to go totally prepubescent with the shaving waxing or epilating, but sometimes it is nice for a change to be completely free of hair, so soft lol. On men I *always* prefer hairy though aha I don't know why, pubic hair is just so hot on a guy <3

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