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Should Dihydrogen Monoxide be a banned substance?


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  1. 1. Should Dihydrogen Monoxide be a banned substance?

    • Yes
      16
    • No
      52
    • Maybe
      3
  2. 2. Should the Centre for Disease Control list DHMO as a carcinogenic substance?

    • Yes
      17
    • No
      50
    • Maybe
      4

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I always think it's a terrifying figure that 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of Americans have a physical dependency on DHMO, and also very sad.

Like, really? These people couldn't have stayed away from this vicious drug? Tsk, tsk.

Totally not a hypocrite or anything, I just do it recreationally... I swear.

Wait, who isn't??? :blink:

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I always think it's a terrifying figure that 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of Americans have a physical dependency on DHMO, and also very sad.

Like, really? These people couldn't have stayed away from this vicious drug? Tsk, tsk.

Totally not a hypocrite or anything, I just do it recreationally... I swear.

Wait, who isn't??? :blink:

I would tell you, but then I'd be tortured and DHMO-Boarded.

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I would tell you, but then I'd be tortured and DHMO-Boarded.

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay? Sounds cool.
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And people talk about withdrawal from heroin or cocaine! Withdrawal from DHMO is 100% death! Those are some extremely grim numbers. One extremely grim number. Everyone who has ever quit DHMO has died a painful, disoriented death. It is time we put a stop to this excessively wet menace! If not for ourselves, then for future generations, who yet have hope to be free of this invasive, deceptive scourge of the planet.

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