Orpheus Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Aury don't use that, use this. *hands aury his rusty dull E-tool* For thoise that don't know E-tool is what we use, it's a little foldable shovel that the ends come to a point and is authorized as a weapon for war. Every marine, and FMF sailor, has one. Enjoy. :twisted: Link to post Share on other sites
Bestatued Head Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Orpheus never liked my machete's. Go figure. :D Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 orpheus: K!!!!!!!!! :twisted: Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 People who mistreat the sex drives they were born with have lost the right to use their fun bits, I say. Hear! Hear! *Raises hand politely* May I bring my new shiny, Valkyrie battle axe? If I bring enough for everyone? http://customswords.com/Axes/images/8A.jpg I'm usually not a violent person nor do I condone it, but I'm feeling a bit...you know...medieval monarchy today. So, 'Let the Pervy Heads Roll!' *Gestures grandly to the guillotine, a glint of light tings off the polished blade.* Cate Link to post Share on other sites
Jayann Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 *double takes on the battle axe* Wow...M'Lady comes well prepared. And brought enough for the rest of the class, I see. :D Rawk on, Your Highness. I can't help but think how cool it would be to ambush an underground prostitution or child pornography ring. In slow motion with "Charging Fort Wagner" from the Glory soundtrack blasting in the background. Link to post Share on other sites
wombat Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Oh dude.....As much as i LOVE that peice....It wouldn't be the right one for me.....If you thought rape pisses me off....Child pornography SENDS ME THOURHG TH E ROOF! *breath* I am not much of a fan of Heavy Metal....but....RAGE....SMITE....(and Axes! :twisted: ). Yeah...I'd need some UBER HOLY SMITING music. Charging of fort wagner is too....beautiful for these PERVES! and the music also suggests struggle....and there will be no struggle on our end...just UBER HOLY SMITING (with axes! :twisted: ) But I do LOVE that score...espesally the charging of fort wagner.....SO GOOD! :cry: errr....AXES GOOD! :twisted: ....but I still like the entire barn idea...BURN. Whoa...I can be a sick bastard at times.....oh well....BURN.... Link to post Share on other sites
Zorui Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 I'm all for the barn idea. But ya know, a full frontal assault on the enemy just isn't going to work. We're outnumbered by too much. I suggest we, as I have earler suggested, leave subliminal messages in the porn sites. Link to post Share on other sites
dabishop Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Sounds great to me - maybe some small, microburst Flash thingy, a few milliseconds every once in a while. "Impotent loser"...."Do your parents even charge you rent?"..."You smell like a butt"..."You couldn't make it with a chimpanzee in a hormone-replacement experiment"..."Shoot yourself now and save us the trouble".... Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 Bishop: LOL! 'Shoot yourself now and save us the trouble.' YEAH! There'd be a rash of suicides where the victim/perpetrator would be half clothed in front of his computer. The police would thing it's some weird cult thing. SEE pornography makes you CRAZY. Cate Link to post Share on other sites
wombat Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 awwwh..... No UBER HOLY SMITING (with axes! :twisted: )?! Oh well...I guess that the entire behind the scences thing works pretty well too. Sigh....but the ones who commit suside will be the Moral ones...that or the sad ones....take that back...maybe not the moral ones....But still, I think alot of them won't give a crap. I say we just make our own virus that screws up their computer each time they access too much porno....or bad kinds. I'm not against sexuals....I'm against assholes who don't respect others....rapitsts, child molestors, etc......slave to instincts....it's them i'm after. The sexuals can have all the sex they want...it's just....KEEP IT QUITE...some people SLEEP....anyway... Link to post Share on other sites
Zorui Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 I'm actually more partial to "SEX SUCKS", "BABIES TASTE GOOD", and "TORTURE RAPISTS". Link to post Share on other sites
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