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Sexual curruption...hey, lets start a war!?!


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Should we initiate an asexual Vs. sexual war?(gorax can be head in command!!)  

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    • hell yeah!!go for it, i'll sign up!!
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    • Are you a totally mad crazy woman?go to a psycologyst or somit!!
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    • erm, one word :NO!!
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Us asexual lot are a bunch of softies really arent we (although gorax and orpheus would prefer to dissagree...lol)

because, if you think about it, if everyone was to be asexual, crime would be cut by alot as most crimes are sexually motivated.

well, i can think of a few......rape(which counts for about 40% of modern day crimes so i've been informed)(including rapes within marriage and just girls getting attacked), pedophiles wouldnt exist (child pornography, child sex attacks) infact, porn wouldnt exist atall (yay, no more bleach blonde sluts with piled on foundation!!)(not that they dont exist out of porn movies...ofcourse!!)um....jack the ripper and the yorkshire ripper wouldnt have lived!i know there are loads more, but cant think of them right now!

So bascially, sex drive = violence. As i believe that, in a way, sex in it's self is quite a violent thing.

Yep, so what i'm trying to put forwards is that we are contributing to peaceful living!how cool is that!it's the sexuals who currupt our world so i think we should initiate a war...for the good of our beliefs!the christians did it, so why shouldnt we!and although i'm campaging here for non-violence, i think you'll agree, there are few exeptions where violence does solve violence..kinda!! :wink:

Think about it :lol:

laters :) :twisted:

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Hell yah! We'd be saving the world! I mean, look at it.

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CAN I LEAD THE NINJA? Yes, the plural of Ninja is Ninja. I are teh Ninja expert.

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Just to point a small little detail out first, while some rapes are motivated by the sex drive, technically most of them are about power. So forcing someone into submission is making the rapist feel strong and powerful, and they're victim is weak and vulnerable. After all, being violated is hugely tramatic. Often, rapes are a result of a hatred for women. Strong women especially. Rape then makes the rapist feel that he is the stong one and the women are weak, so he's better. And just as a slight off-shoot, look at history and even now, a lot of men seem to think that a penis is all powerful. Back in the day, it actually used to be worshipped. And a lot of pig-headed homophobic men, when confronting lesbians or anything like that, think that offering their penis to them would suddenly make them straight, cause the penis is just ALL, don't ya know. :x

Sorry for the little rant, I have issues with that. Moving on! A war sounds cool, sign me up! I even have a plan of attack: we show up naked. They're sexuals, after all. They'll be so consumed with staring ( :shock: ... :!: :D :!: ) and the like, we'll just go in there (with OUR heads functioning), and win 8)

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Eeeek!! No!! :| They're just poor souls who can't help but be ruled by their gonads... they don't deserve to die!!

Contaminating the water supply with salt petre might be an option, though :D

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Bingo! Best idea I've heard all day. Depo-Provera in the water supply line to the boys' locker room...

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, a lot of men seem to think that a penis is all powerful

Haha! Yep, everywhere you go. Here's an example from battle.net:

<XxXxPK-ZONxXxX was slain by PvP-nyceTITnASS>

<XxXxPK-ZONxXxX> n00b

<PvP-nyceTITnASS> owned

<XxXxPK-ZONxXxX> ur a hacker fag

<XxXxPK-ZONxXxX> fight me agan witout scroll u puss

<XxXxPK-ZONxXxX was slain by PvP-nyceTITnASS>

<XxXxPK-ZONxXxX> OMG I WAS TYPE KILL U FAG!!!!!!!!11

<PvP-nyceTITnASS> lololol!!!1 my dicks bigger than urs

<XxXxPK-ZONxXxX> no its not ur gay

<PvP-nyceTITnASS> stfu noob i get laid evry 2 days

<PvP-nyceTITnASS> i haev 3 girlfriends

<XxXxPK-ZONxXxX> LOL no u dont ur a fag

I always leave battle.net numb with laughter :mrgreen:

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Gorax, it's funny. Something almost exactly like that happened to me once, only they threw in some arguments about who's girlfriend's breasts were bigger. -_-'

Then I started cursing them out in Japanese. :twisted:

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I doubt there's enough of us to mount a decent guerilla campaign, much less a full scale war. They'd roll right over us and probably not even notice!

Nope, I think the best way to go about it is to form an Evil Cabal! All we have to do is gain control of the Viagra supply and they'll be completely in our power! Mwa...hahahahaha! :twisted:

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And don't even think about surrendering until they publish the "Asexual Manifesto" in the New York Times. Now the question is, whose manifesto? Uh oh....

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ok, so maybe i got a little too far into the whole war thing!!what the original post was supposed to be about was actually the whole 'less crimes if asexuals ruled the world' thing, but i got carried away!!

oh well, you all seem kind of into the war idea, so..lets go for it!!!i particuarly liked the 'turn up naked' and 'suiside bombing the dilo factories' LOL :lol: and yep, tortore must be involved, i mean theres no point in just killing them all first, we should really punish them for taking the innocence away from our once pure little world!!and definatley do some handy surgery to make sure that they couldnt have sex again...ever!!HAHAHAHAHA :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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I have came up with the ultimate torture routine!

1: Jam bamboo under horny idiot's fingernails.

2: Stick a large rock up horny idiot's ass.

3: Give horny idiot approximately 389247 papercuts.

4: Throw horny idiot into 2 tons of salt.

5: And finally, remove horny idiot's genitalia. I would love to have my genitalia removed, but they'd probably commit suicide soon afterwards.

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dude, w/ the amount of pent-up rage i have, i need a good ass-whooping opportunity...

*gathers supplies...*

ak-47... check.

molotov cocktails... check.

rocket launcher... check.

battering ram... just in case... check.

rope... check.

matches... check.

flame thrower... check.........

hey, orpheus!!! got the swords & the throwing stars? :twisted:

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*ears perk up at that; interested in what in the hell the rubber bands are for*

forgot to add this to the list...

death metal soundtrack... check.

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oh... lol... :lol:

if you want a good paper to use, get the brown paper towel that they use in public schools. they BURN!!!

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Yes, Don't forget the can of lightbulbs.

You need them....and yes....Lightbulbs....in a tin can.

(anyone get this?)

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As long as I get a chainsaw and lots of throwing knives it's cool. Just assign me a Platoon adn we're off. I want Aury as my 2nd in command though.

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