Dayze Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 *laughs and laughs and laughs* :lol: I'd just like to say, with a board like this I made no presumptions ;) Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 well..whats the point of being asexual if you cant use it to your advantage by making sexual based insinuations and getting away with it! Link to post Share on other sites
Gorax Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 I want a bullet proof vest. Or at least a Predator armor that isn't XXXXL o_O Link to post Share on other sites
ogbg Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 (laughs so hard she blows a booger onto the keyboard) :lol: You know, the minute I got off the computer, I was like, "Wait... isn't Neats a girl? Naaaah..." :lol: :oops: :lol: (resumes laughing hysterically) :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
Neats Posted August 16, 2003 Author Share Posted August 16, 2003 I spent all evening at work laughing at this post. I know it is all in good humor. Lost the desire for revenge as predicted, but I am still not sure I will be attending the AVEN conference. Only time will tell. Well, my pillow becons to me. Hope you all have a great week-end. Talk at ya later. Neats Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 neats is a guy isnt he??.... or atleast i HOPE so ..lol.... ohh please come to the party!!......when there is one........... i can promise you theyll be no talk of uniforms or baby oil.. honestly! :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
cronos Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 Yes, Neats. You do have to come. I don't want to be the only Albertan there. :) Link to post Share on other sites
ogbg Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 And don't worry, I'll be too shy to come anyway... :cry: *sniff* Link to post Share on other sites
Neats Posted August 16, 2003 Author Share Posted August 16, 2003 No Izzy..I am truly and honestly not a guy. If we are all that shy, then probably the talk of baby oil and uniforms might be the only ice breaker we have. I don't embarass that easily and it actually is quite funny after the shock of the fight wears off. Ooogie...if I can show up at a conference, I would definitely expect to meet you there. I am not the most outgoing person out there, but I have learned that it is always worth the effort to get past the shyness and meet other people. Especially other people that understand where you are coming from and have been getting to know you for long periods of time on the computer. I tell you what...you go to the party and I will definitely go as well. Take care, Neat (female, girl, woman, lady, of the better sex, not a guy) Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 well dont i feel stupid! someone could have told me neats was a girl before all the talk of bulging pecs and baby oil!! .....youll be embarressed! what about me!.. i like guys. :cry: ...................oh well. was funny whilst it lasted.... Link to post Share on other sites
PKOakes Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 Neats--Thanks for the welcome, and the laugh. Now I understand Brenyas post asking for sex id. I was wondering where that came from. Now I know. I Laughed!!!! Could not help myself. All my little kittens went into hiding 'cause I scared them laughing so hard! I hope izzie and oogie are all right, no harm done. This is the stuff of which embarassing moments are made. Open mouth, insert foot, wiggle toes. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
Gorax Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 For added effect, do not clean toes. Link to post Share on other sites
ogbg Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 PKO: In my case, there's plenty of room for BOTH feet :lol: Neats: Alright, I'll try to be brave enough if a conference date is decided... *shiver* *shiver* :( Izzy: Um, (stupid question coming up that she'll probably regret asking for the rest of her life)... what's a pec, anyway? :| Gorax: Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! *gag* *gag* "Toe Stink Surprise"! Link to post Share on other sites
Neats Posted August 17, 2003 Author Share Posted August 17, 2003 Ooogie... you, as they say, are on. Now it is just up to the rest of the AVEN cast to set a date and time. At least I have an AVEN forum moment people will not forget for a while. I am a little lost in how I am a male in this scenario. I do remember mentioning lesbian in several of my posts and thought I indicated I was female in others. I almost feel that I have been mistaken for my hairy chested dog in my avatar. I don't look anything like him!! The only thing we both have in common is we are both accident prone. Oh yeah...because he is neutered, does that make him asexual too? Izzy...it is still funny and will carry a few laughs for a few more miles. There are fire fighters out there that are guys. I could pass on your message to them if I get back down south. I actually did spot a couple of guys that might fit your description. Just give me the word and I will work on sending some 'samples' out your way. Just don't tell Oogie because I wouldn't want to start another fight. Take care all, Neats and Tracer (dog in avatar) P.S. People, please wash your feet before inserting them in your mouth. I would feel guilty if anyone got sick. Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 LOL! :lol: Izzy...it is still funny and will carry a few laughs for a few more miles. There are fire fighters out there that are guys. I could pass on your message to them if I get back down south. I actually did spot a couple of guys that might fit your description. Just give me the word and I will work on sending some 'samples' out your way. Just don't tell Oogie because I wouldn't want to start another fight. U GO FOR IT! ....but can you find me an asexual one pleeeease?? oogie: see the bulging mucles on his chest............ pecs! but please, did his mother not know how to dress him!!.. he must be cold. Link to post Share on other sites
Neats Posted August 17, 2003 Author Share Posted August 17, 2003 I understand guys/gals that are that fit are too tired too have sex. Sorry, I don't mean to offend the bodybuilders out there. I am sure to hear about it if it is not true. Anyway, maybe you could use that little tidbit to your advantage. Neats Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 lol... ok! ... but make sure theres none over 25!... dont wanna go down that road again ...and also make sure theyre not married! .. havent been down that road..thankfully! Link to post Share on other sites
ogbg Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Just don't tell Oogie because I wouldn't want to start another fight. :oops: :oops: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 hehe.. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
Zorui Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 *hands neats some tranquilizer darts and a pistol* *walks away* Link to post Share on other sites
ogbg Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 (grabs the tranquilizer gun from Neats and points it at Pie's behind) Don't pull any fast ones, buddy, or I'll put your butt to sleep!!! :D Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 haha! thatll teach em for messing with our very confusing and embaressing post!! :P Link to post Share on other sites
Dayze Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 what is this conference everyone is mentioning? Is there a post about it? where's it gonna be held? haha! thatll teach em for messing with our very confusing and embaressing post!! :P *prays Izzy doesn't remember the tazer... it was innocent! I just wanted to see what your hair would do..* Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 i dont think theres an actual conference.. i think it was just hyperthetically speaking... what tazer?? *gets confused* Link to post Share on other sites
Neats Posted August 17, 2003 Author Share Posted August 17, 2003 Dayze handed me a tazer early on in the fight. Yes, the conference is the hypothetical one for AVENites to attend. I wasn't sure if I would go if there was a conference because I am a little embarassed over this cat fight thing. If Oogie goes, then I will be going too. By the way, this is a good hint for someone to start thinking of setting up a conference. Tranquilizer darts? Actually, I do have access to them but it is supposed to be for bears and moose. Will put all of you to sleep in an instant!! Neats Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 you dont need to be embarressed on my behalf! i thought you were a guy for crying out loud! lol... so all i said can go out the window knowing i didnt mean it! even though im very sure youre a very lovely and beautiful lady!....cant speak for oogie though.. ... now if you were a rippling hunky male fire fighter.. then by all means .. get embarressed! :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
Gorax Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Why can't I be built like a bodybuilder :cry: Link to post Share on other sites
Neats Posted August 17, 2003 Author Share Posted August 17, 2003 Alas, not all of us can be build like gods and goddesses. Even I suffer from loving food too much. Oh well, I will take the body I have and live the best way I know how. That reminds me...I gotta get to the gym today. Izzy...it is all forgotten and forgiven. I know how to laugh at my expense and will enjoy telling this story if we ever did meet at a converence. I will try to look for the fire fighter for you and know that someone else out there is looking for a hero like me!! Take care all, Neats Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 lol...not to worry neats! all is cool! im just pulling ya leg! ;) as for being built like a body builder gorax ... eat lots of chicken, pasta and rice, take a whole bunch of muscle building steriods and get down the gym.... youll be a big ass body builder in no time! Link to post Share on other sites
ogbg Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 You want to be built like a bodybuilder, eh? Do you want to be green, too? :D And have ragged purple shorts that stay on for eternity? Link to post Share on other sites
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