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On 10/17/2015 at 4:07 AM, SecEagle said:

I don't actually say this one but it is an awesome comeback:
"You suck!"
"I'm sorry i'm not into that stuff, I'm asexual"

 

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When my friend asked me how do I feel being asexual for the rest of my life:
"Umm, I don't know, fine?"
"But you will never have a blowjob!"
And i'm comparing IT to a finger, and thinking
"Oh no I will never get my finger sucked."

Think about it a second, the thought gets weirder more and more as time passes.

Oh wow, thank you for the perfect comeback. My brother often says "sucks to suck" and next time he does he's going to get it 

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