(SP) Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Asexual 2013 Mod Edit: The above link doesn't work anymore, and the current ED page about asexuality is different from how it was back in 2005. This is most likely the closest archived page we have. For future reference: Asexual From Encyclopedia Dramatica Asexuals are people defined as as having limited sexual attraction, or none at all. While at first this may seem unusual, one must consider that the world is filled with pedophiles, furries, camwhores, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, metrosexuals, arborphiles, vegisexuals and Australians, just to name a few. It's surprising that more people do not opt out of trying to decide if the person touching them was getting fucked the night before by an underaged badger/meerkat furry while swinging from a tree with carrots jammed at unnatural angles into his Abercrombie&Fitch pants. Also, like the gay homosexuals and the bisexuals and those filthy stinking heterosexuals, they claim it's not a "lifestlye choice" but just the way they are. Asexuals tend to replace sex with other pursuits, such as anime fandom, obsessing over the lives of celebrities, Scientology, Scientology bashing, eating disorders, and backgammon. Despite finding the internets a coalescing force akin to furries and pedophiles, asexuals somehow manage to be moderately productive and/or noteworthy members of society (see Martha Stewart). Link to post Share on other sites
Kez Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 *giggles* I read the Australian one. Heh. But be warned - there is a graphic (sexual) pic in there. Link to post Share on other sites
Peix Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 :lol: *cracks up* --El Peix Link to post Share on other sites
Dargon Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 ...scientology, scientology bashing... Quite an amusing article. Link to post Share on other sites
biggreenmonkey Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 That is awesome :D I have never been to that site before... ::bookmarks:: Link to post Share on other sites
Shivers Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Wow, the one about furry is actually pretty offensive rather than funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Islander9 Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 -bizarre, unhelpful, wont reccomend site- Link to post Share on other sites
Chozo Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Wow, the one about furry is actually pretty offensive rather than funny. It's meant to be. Link to post Share on other sites
cijay Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 I loved the Australian remark...like...WTF? Link to post Share on other sites
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