Jordan... Posted July 4, 2014 Author Share Posted July 4, 2014 Do you know where this gun has caused the most deaths from? (I couldn't think of anything)A barbie doll, a Toyota Prius and a used condom Link to post Share on other sites
Melody.ExE Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Last Christmas, what did Santa bring for my daughter, my wife, and me? A puppy stuck up a tree Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted July 4, 2014 Author Share Posted July 4, 2014 What did I get on the first day of Christmas? 42 Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Jordan, how old are you really? Yes.....but really no. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted July 4, 2014 Author Share Posted July 4, 2014 Rhuin, do you hate me?I would like to know the answer to that too Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? No, but really yes. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Rhuin, do you hate Jordan :3 That is what Rinnie loves most Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted July 4, 2014 Author Share Posted July 4, 2014 Jordan?Jordan loves that person too :) Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Have you met me yet? So far, an awful lot of love is being spread. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 where's the knife? she puts the lotion in the bucket. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 What did she do with all the extra lotion after applying her sunscreen? Because of the signs, man, the SIGNS! Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 WHY did you think it was OK to kiss me??? and This little piggy ran aall the way home:) Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 Describe what Jordan does when threatened! Rinne and Rhuin are probably best for that Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 The world is going to hell. Only a massive game of Dodgeball can solve it. Who will be our captains? It is way too hot today for something like that. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted July 6, 2014 Author Share Posted July 6, 2014 Rhuin, you up for a romantic walk in the forest?82% of the human population Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 According to a recent survey, how many people would rate the service at the G.L.Y.N. Foundation as "Very Good" or "Excellent"? (Another question could be: "How many people would say my first suggestion was complete BS?") :lol: A badger, a squirrel and an unbelievable amount of gaffer tape. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted July 6, 2014 Author Share Posted July 6, 2014 What does it take to completely destroy G.L.Y.N Foundation? A Mini Cooper full of midgets Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Just try and guess what I saw yesterday. You'll never get it..... Compared to that, Da Vinci made doodles..... Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted July 7, 2014 Author Share Posted July 7, 2014 Have you seen Rhuin when she's been drawn like a French girl? All I can do is wish Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 There's a reason you keep making sexual references towards me, right? Yea, but it's not like anyone DIED. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted July 8, 2014 Author Share Posted July 8, 2014 Did you hear about what happened when Jordan cooked dinner for everyone? I heard it was BAAAAAAAAAAD!? Sometimes I want to be like you, sometimes I want to be you, but usually it's just me wanting to be in you Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 How much do you love this sandwich Jordan? That'll be thirty ducks. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 How many is a brace of ducks, exactly? I have a friend with a weird fetish..thing..... THAT is why a raven is like a writing desk. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted July 8, 2014 Author Share Posted July 8, 2014 Have you heard that a raven's feathers are so strong they can support the weight of a baby? £12 an hour or if you want to work in American... 1 Rhuin an hour Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 What does it take to get anything done around here? Jordan, if you're desperate. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted July 8, 2014 Author Share Posted July 8, 2014 Who can give me a cuddle? I'm sure Jordan can do that Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Can I get some help carrying this piano up four flights of stairs? Only if you told me not to. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted July 9, 2014 Author Share Posted July 9, 2014 What would I have to say for you to give me a hug? I'm sure that's illegal in at least 12 states Link to post Share on other sites
Skywolf Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Do you think I can ride an elephant through town? A triangle shaped rocket launcher Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 What's worse than an RPG? All the CoD fanboys! Link to post Share on other sites
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