RhuinHruda Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Jordan, can you please take your penis out of that? That's why the pig's there. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 (does anyone else enjoy the question/response in one post as much as the response/question between two?) Why is Hruda's closet in ruins? That's how much I ate this morning! Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Wasn't there a horse in that field yesterday? I don't think the dog appreciates that..... Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 24, 2014 Author Share Posted June 24, 2014 Honey, do you think we should get a cat? Sometimes I wonder if you really are that dumb... Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 OMG, did you hear Jordan tell me they love me? When you're done, make sure you brush your teeth. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 24, 2014 Author Share Posted June 24, 2014 Want me to go down on you? (That is your punishment for what you just said)I'd like it a little faster Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Will you be available to accept delivery of your Jack Black sex doll next Tuesday? Sometimes, you have to let the soup simmer for a while. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Why do I get so frustrated with all the small things?!? after awhile, crocodile Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 When can I see you again? It totally ruined the rug.... Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Did you like the flamingo I sent you in my place? I am megatron! Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 What do you yell when you're orgasming? The fish did it. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 25, 2014 Author Share Posted June 25, 2014 Why is your underwear all wet?Wouldn't you like to know! Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Are we human, our are just dancers? you are my sunshine Link to post Share on other sites
Melody.ExE Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 What would be the worst song to do a strip tease to? A hotel room with no plug points. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 what is hell? said no one ever Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Will you shake your ass for me, Rinnie? Your father? But he's dead. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 27, 2014 Author Share Posted June 27, 2014 What family member do you hate the most Jordan?Where's Rinnie when you need him? RINNIE GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE! Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Oh my god, are we being invaded by Ace-book.net!!!!!!??????? I don't think you should eat that. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 *nomming on shoe* That is an aeroplane, silly! Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Is that pig flying? The farmer, in the dell. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 "hello tech support? My computer is making noises?" right now, take it off, right now, take it off, right now, take it off, everbudy takeitoff! ♫ Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Sing me a lullaby? It's only available on Tuesdays, 11-4 Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 when did your heart go missing ♫ "I AM BIC PENTAMETER!" Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 What did Shakespeare yell when scoring the winning football goal? Only if eaten while it's still fresh. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 would you bite a persons neck? that is a very impressive score Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted July 2, 2014 Author Share Posted July 2, 2014 Look at England scoring 1-300 against Brazil in the World Cup finals *laughs so hard she blows up* So that's why there is cum on the ceiling *shudders* Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Do you know what happens when you give Jordan a feather duster? That is definitely the right spot. Link to post Share on other sites
iff Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 After 287 holes dug, where is that damn treasure? 453 Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted July 3, 2014 Author Share Posted July 3, 2014 How many holes did you actually dig before you found the treasure? It could be a man, or it could be an alien from out of space Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 What's your take on Johnny Depp? Twice up the barrel, once down the side. Link to post Share on other sites
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