mak Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Whos teeth set are lying on the counter? Da' bears. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Which NFL team did really suck this year? Cross the intersection, then turn right after the gas station. Link to post Share on other sites
Cimmerian Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 How do you find the Elephant Sanctuary? It melted and shall never be seen again. Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Did you see where the physical manifestation of all that is good in humanity went? My hands are cold, so no. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Can you get me a bowl of ice cream? Not that I'm aware of. Link to post Share on other sites
Balsa Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Did we buy more cake? The trolley at 5pm Link to post Share on other sites
SecondMoon Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Where do we have to go for Drake's OVO: The Musical party? Oh, they just need a good spit shine. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 How can I clean my contact lenses Donald Trump is eating my dustbin Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 How could this country get any dumber? I do, but only the cats can see them. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Do you have magic powers? Umm...please don't do that. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Can I tell Donald Trump that you're in love with him? No, you can't have them. They're all mine! Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Can I have a muffin? Never in my life have I seen that. Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 When was the last time you saw a person genuinely change someones political mind in the course of a conversation or argument? Its better when you cover it in candy and chocolate sauce. Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 How can l make talking to a person I dislike more amusing? 355 on a good day, only 128 on a bad day. Link to post Share on other sites
Balsa Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 How many cupcakes can you fit in your bag? Its seen better days. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Is that lump of hay your mattress? Kind of, but you really have to squint. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Is that a bird on your ceiling? Scooby Doo once ate one and instantly became a vegetarian. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 What's wrong with your meatloaf? Tuesday will be way too late. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Can you catch the flu before Tuesday? Diamonds like to sing at piano bars Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 What does a collection of Neils do for fun? I would for a Klondike bar. Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Would you be interested in hearing my dissertation on the lessing effectiveness of american soft power? 3 tylenol, dark chocolate covered espresso beans, a wam sweet beverage, and a book of alternative ideas for government systems. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 What's the first thing you do after getting up in the morning? Three dogs. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Who broke into the bank, stole 8 bags of money, 10 cases of jewels, 4 bars of gold, 2 paintings, and ate my sandwich? Rembrandt, Vemeer, El Greco, Leonardo, and Vincent Van Gogh walk into a stable and all hell broke loose. Link to post Share on other sites
Cimmerian Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 What's the most wicked brawl you've ever seen? It's subtle. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Is that a tree in your necklace? Broken, and fragile, alone crept the rock troll to Oaken's trading post and Sauna. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 What's your life motto? Only on Thursday nights. Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 When do I roller skate around my neighbourhood wearing a black cape scaring toddlers once every evening Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 When will that man get his comeuppance? Asbestos and chocolate. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 What is a bad combination in a cake mix? Thursday stuffing mixed with Friday sandcastles Link to post Share on other sites
FandomRLyfe Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 What did the three year old make for 'lunch'? Always, without ceasing. Link to post Share on other sites
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