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Which NFL team did really suck this year?

 

Cross the intersection, then turn right after the gas station.

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How do you find the Elephant Sanctuary?

 

It melted and shall never be seen again.

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bluedragonwings

Did you see where the physical manifestation of all that is good in humanity went?

 

My hands are cold, so no.

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Can you get me a bowl of ice cream?

 

 

Not that I'm aware of.

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Where do we have to go for Drake's OVO: The Musical party?

 

 

Oh, they just need a good spit shine.

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How can I clean my contact lenses 

 

Donald Trump is eating my dustbin 

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bluedragonwings

How could this country get any dumber?

 

I do, but only the cats can see them.

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Do you have magic powers?

 

 

 

Umm...please don't do that.

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Semiterrestrial Scientist

Can I have a muffin?

 

Never in my life have I seen that.

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bluedragonwings

When was the last time you saw a person genuinely change someones political mind in the course of a conversation or argument?

 

Its better when you cover it in candy and chocolate sauce.

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How can l make talking to a person I dislike more amusing?

 

355 on a good day, only 128 on a bad day.

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Is that lump of hay your mattress?

 

 

 

Kind of, but you really have to squint.

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Is that a bird on your ceiling?

 

Scooby Doo once ate one and instantly became a vegetarian. 

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What's wrong with your meatloaf?

 

 

 

Tuesday will be way too late.

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Can you catch the flu before Tuesday?

 

Diamonds like to sing at piano bars 

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What does a collection of Neils do for fun?

 

 

I would for a Klondike bar.

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Would you be interested in hearing my dissertation on the lessing effectiveness of american soft power?

 

3 tylenol, dark chocolate covered espresso beans, a wam sweet beverage, and a book of alternative ideas for government systems.

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What's the first thing you do after getting up in the morning?

 

Three dogs.

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Who broke into the bank, stole 8 bags of money, 10 cases of jewels, 4 bars of gold, 2 paintings, and ate my sandwich?

 

Rembrandt, Vemeer, El Greco, Leonardo, and Vincent Van Gogh walk into a stable and all hell broke loose. 

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Is that a tree in your necklace?

 

Broken, and fragile, alone crept the rock troll to Oaken's trading post and Sauna. 

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What's your life motto?

 

Only on Thursday nights.

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When do I roller skate around my neighbourhood wearing a black cape  scaring toddlers 

 

 

 

 

once every evening 

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When will that man get his comeuppance?

 

Asbestos and chocolate.

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What is a bad combination in a cake mix?

 

Thursday stuffing mixed with Friday sandcastles 

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FandomRLyfe

What did the three year old

make for 'lunch'? 

 

Always, without ceasing.

 

 

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