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Asexual, but enjoy perverted jokes?


Zenepheon

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So I'm more on the side of sex-repulsed than indifferent, but I've been around sexual people and their humor so long it's just grown on me. Like if someone said something normal like "Wow, i really want some frosted flakes right now." Then I'd come up to my friend and get in his/her personal space and make a dumb creepy face (like the Ey Gurl meme) and say "I'll frost your flakes." I don't mean anything by it of course, but it's still funny to me! I'm interested in others' thoughts!

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Well, why not? Everyone has their own sense of humor. I remember my class playing "Porno Ping-Pong" once, where they read out rediculous porn names, and we're not supposed to laugh. I lost it at "Kung-fu Fisting" :lol:

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Some jokes I find amusing, some I get and don't find funny. Some I don't get and others I find completely stupid.

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Well, why not? Everyone has their own sense of humor. I remember my class playing "Porno Ping-Pong" once, where they read out rediculous porn names, and we're not supposed to laugh. I lost it at "Kung-fu Fisting" :lol:

Lol what?

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Vyanni Krace

I'm a more or less sex-repulsed asexual on a personal level (I'm repulsed by the idea of myself having sex). But for some reason though I do find sex/perverted jokes really funny.

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I think double entendres are awesome. Like Robin L said: Everyone has their own sense of humour. To find a common ground with anyone, is a wonderful thing. Humour is so personal. I find nothing more satisfying when meeting someone with a similar sense of humour. So embrace it and have a good laugh ^_^

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I find most of them pretty funny, I also think it's easier to enjoy them when you're detached and don't feel involved in them.

Most people shy away from mixing them with other things but I don't mind at all, throw in a little gore in a dirty joke and your sexual friend will be grossed out but for you it'll still be just a joke :P

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KanaraKazen

In this generation where sex is being sold through entertainment, music, etc, humor is also a sell. Thus the majority knows of humor involving the sexual side and a lot of people can say that some sexual jokes are just downright hilarious. As long as it doesn't offend anybody or you're not intentionally targeting someone in a negative way with the sexual jokes, everybody can enjoy a good laugh because everybody knows you don't mean it.

I, though asexual, found that I have many friends that are sexual or lean toward that identity. They don't hold back in making numerous perverted jokes or innuendos and it can be rather amusing. The way some people say the joke too makes it hard not to laugh. Even if I don't get some of it, I know they just said something stupidly perverted and freakin' hilarious. Heck, I'd even bust out some small perverted jokes. The "That's what he/she said" is very common and gives light laughs.

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I've got a disgusting sense of humour at the best of times (some of that humour has even crept into some of my posts on this message board too!)

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Member54880

I can appreciate sexual humor when it's actually funny, thought-out, and as long as it doesn't come at anyone's expense, like with any other joke. I'm also good at picking up double entendres. :P

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I make dirty talk all the time! I am awesome at it!

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Fire & Rain

Yes, I do a lot :D But sometimes I get annoyed when someone always forces every little situation into a dirty joke.

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Yeh i dont see any reason why dirty jokes should be any less funny cos I'm asexual, people tell racist jokes that arent racist and everyone laughs together, sexuality is so ingrained in society I feel I was just raised to find dirty jokes funny a part of the cultural sense of humour.

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im the same on the leaning towards sex repulsed but still find sexual humour funny(maybe to much so) hell ive recently bought 2 albums of a comedy band called ninja sex party (three guesses on what kind of humour they deal in :lol:) and i think my puerile side shines through when my favourite song so far is titled "everybody shutup i have an erection" i worry about my tastes sometimes :wacko:

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Its just the idea of me having sex that repulses me.I totally love sex jokes to the point I'd say I've got an inappropfiate humour sense.lolz

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Tartypants

One of my best friends is also an ace (not that she uses that term, she'd "just rather read a book") -- she and I are the queens of making any innocent comment sound vaguely naughty and try to outdo each other with "that's what she said" jokes.

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Mona Lisa

I'm usually the one that pipes in, "That's what she said."

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Honestly ... my mind is in the gutter most of the time. I like joking about sexuals and how dumb they can be. For instance how they think they need sex and to reproduce and f*** and make babies. Strange drive... good to make fun of and joke about.

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Oh boy. I have the dirtiest mind of my current group of friends. I love embarrassing semi-annoying people with sexual innuendos and double entendres. It makes them hilariously uncomfortable and they tend to shut up more often than not, I've found.

I actually think it's because and not in spite of my asexuality.

if you're a bit bored on a night out, try telling your friends (esp. straight males tend to be embarrassed) the following anatomic facts:

- The tip of the penis and the lips have the exact same color (alternatively, lean in and whisper: "I know what color the tip of your penis is" and refuse to specify but wink knowingly multiple times).

- Color of someone's eyebrows = color of a person's pubic hair. (Not that much fun, but still. That way I learnt how many people found it strange that pubic hair doesn't only come in dark colors.)

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- The tip of the penis and the lips have the exact same color (alternatively, lean in and whisper: "I know what color the tip of your penis is" and refuse to specify but wink knowingly multiple times).

- Color of someone's eyebrows = color of a person's pubic hair. (Not that much fun, but still. That way I learnt how many people found it strange that pubic hair doesn't only come in dark colors.)

You'll need to read under the previous spoiler to understand the joke I've made in the following spoiler!

If that's the case, I don't want to know about this person's pubic hair....

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AmberSkyeF

I have a very bawdy sense of humor, but it's mostly making people uncomfortable and poking fun at our hyper-sexualized society. But some forms of sexual humor don't humor me, like those Breast Cancer Awareness shirts that say 'grope your girlfriend's breasts...'

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I sometimes find sexual humour funny, but, it is because I find sex that doesn't involve me is funny. Kinda like pranks, where you laugh when it happens to someone else, but, when it happens to you, it is Not Funny. Though, I usually act completely indifferent to them and laugh on the inside, because if I put a dent in my stoic armour, I would be laughing at things that are supposed to be sexy and not funny. Which wierds out people. But, it is how I make it through, and even enjoy my job working on adult video (on localization, no where near the actual production work).

And I can laugh at myself when I get pranked, but, am just using it is simile to sorta describe it.

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