I love jokes and I'd love to hear some of your funnies, whether their from the internet, a friend or from your very own creative mind this is the place to laugh!
Here's one: (p.s its a religious joke but in no way meant to be offensive to anyone)
So during a hurricane a guy climbs to the roof of his house because all the streets are flooded. He sees no way to escape so he prays, he says "Dear God I need your help to escape this hurricane, I shall wait on this roof until you give me a sign. Amen"
20 minutes later a national guard boat comes by and offers him help the man replies by saying "No thank you, God will save me"
An hour later the boat comes by again and one of the national guard officers says "Sir! This is your last chance! We cannot come back again you need to get it!" The man does not saying, "I asked God to save me and he will"
As the water was getting higher and winds stronger a helicopter came by and the pilot came over the intercom saying "Sir, we are going to lower a ladder, grab hold and we will get you out of here!!" the man yelled back saying "There is no need to lower a ladder, God will save me"
A few hours later the water levels rose to dangerously high levels and the man died, when he got to the pearly gates St. Peter and God were waiting there the man said to God "I prayed for your help! I waited for you to save me but you didn't! Do you not love me!?" God looked at him and said "Of course I love, but your an idiot. I sent you a boat twice AND a helicopter. What more did you want!?"