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Which one of the occupation related to sex would you be able to hold?


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Sex-related occupation and asexuals  

  1. 1. If you had to pick any jobs related to sex, which one would you take?

    • Sex / sexuality teacher
      101
    • Sex / sexuality-related counselor
      67
    • A doctor which deals with only sex-related health
      26
    • A general doctor
      72
    • A writer who writes about sex (Parodies writers counts as well)
      81
    • Sex therapist
      26
    • A artist/photographer who takes/makes pictures which shows artistic nudity
      121
    • A escort / Prostitute
      14
    • Stripper
      26
    • Sexologist
      37
    • Porn star
      9
    • Porn director
      20
    • Health care provider/educator
      83
    • A reviewer of magazine related to sex
      41
    • Other
      28
    • None of those
      31
    • Undecided
      5

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Here's a hypothetical question for asexuals, I also added "None of those" for those that can't take it.

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I love shows like the Nostalgia Critic and The Cinema Snob so for quite awhile now I've had an idea of a review show called Cake Versus Porn where I would review sex based movies, books and even games from an asexual view point. Making fun of them, having a laugh, and pointing out the truths about actual sexual orientations. Like for example if I did an episode on 50 Shades of Grey I would point out all the stuff the book got wrong about S&M. I really like the idea a ton! But I don't have the budget or the skills to pull it off, plus someone I know would likely end up seeing it which would look pretty bad.

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Well, at one stage in my life I was a prostitute as I couldn't earn enough to pay for the family home & their lifestyle & expectations, I admit that I don't want to do it again, but my sister wanted to go to university, my father had a drink & gambling problem, I personally think drugs were involved as well , my mother needed new machinery for her cleaning addiction & it all had to be paid for, that's one of those occasions that I don't count as having sex, I shut off, they had sex with me, I never saw who they were just the greenbacks they handed over, I'd only ever do that again if my godchildren were in need or I was desperate , but at my age & with my looks, they'd have to be more desperate than me!!!

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Whats expected from the teacher? - Just handling kids at school? Or that freestyle adult infotainment stuff Annie Sprinkle did a while ago?

Would I be an employed pornographer? (piece of cake) or do you want me to provide studio space (expensive) equipment (another few thousand) and make a living as a freelancer?

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I love shows like the Nostalgia Critic and The Cinema Snob so for quite awhile now I've had an idea of a review show called Cake Versus Porn where I would review sex based movies, books and even games from an asexual view point. Making fun of them, having a laugh, and pointing out the truths about actual sexual orientations. Like for example if I did an episode on 50 Shades of Grey I would point out all the stuff the book got wrong about S&M. I really like the idea a ton! But I don't have the budget or the skills to pull it off, plus someone I know would likely end up seeing it which would look pretty bad.

I've had a similar idea for a while except for reviewing hard core erotica. I've mentioned this idea to my friends and they said it would be hilarious. I have free time now so I might start something like that.

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I've had a similar idea for a while except for reviewing hard core erotica. I've mentioned this idea to my friends and they said it would be hilarious. I have free time now so I might start something like that.

:D Please send me a link when it is up. Would love to see it!

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Hm. Basically, any of the options that do not force me to be personally involved with the act of sex. I don't mind talking about it, I can watch it if absolutely necessary, but there's no way I'd accept a career that requires the act of me.

(Also chose 'Other': my friends keep insisting that my voice would be put to better use in a sex hotline. Some sort of dirty talk, verbal roleplay...thing. I suppose I might be able to stand it, if I were allowed to mock the occasional customer.)

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rotanimonedaifg

I would be perfectly fine doing any of them except for prostitute and porn star. Not really interested in actually having sex for a living, but anything else related to it is fine.

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Photography. A nakkid photo can be something else as well but porn (aesthetically).

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The artist one because technically I do that already. I don't really see anything sexual about it because its artistic nudity after all, not pornographic or intentionally sexual images. I just love to draw the human body. *Shrugs.*

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I voted artist as well, since I'm already an art student, and I have to draw nude models all the time anyway. It's not my favorite form of art by any means, but I really have no problem drawing artistic nudes.

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Waist of Thyme

Ones I'd be able to hold: nude photographer.

Ones I'd actually be interested in doing: none of the above.

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gypsy_princess

i could be a photographer, because i love the naked human body :)

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If creepy people weren't watching you I think being a stripper would be really fun!

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Everything except: escort, stripper, porn star, porn director, magazine reviewer.

Although none of the above are particularly interesting... maybe it WOULD be interesting to be a sexologist though. :D

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I chose sexuality teacher (assuming I'm teaching children) and artist (assuming it's artistic, not erotic, nudity). If I become a parent I'm going to end up doing the first, and as an artist I'm probably going to end up doing the second too. Despite being sex-repulsed I don't have much of a problem with either.

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littleheartsofjoy

I have to say none. I don't know that much about sex to be able to teach it. Artistic nudity, and arts in general, I don't understand*. And then of course there are the ones that I could never do, just because that wouldn't be comfortable for me. A health care provider doesn't really intrigue me.

*When I say that I don't understand, I'm not saying that it isn't a thing, it's just that I don't understand how it works so doing that wouldn't work.

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Hm. Basically, any of the options that do not force me to be personally involved with the act of sex. I don't mind talking about it, I can watch it if absolutely necessary, but there's no way I'd accept a career that requires the act of me.

(Also chose 'Other': my friends keep insisting that my voice would be put to better use in a sex hotline. Some sort of dirty talk, verbal roleplay...thing. I suppose I might be able to stand it, if I were allowed to mock the occasional customer.)

I also noticed that phone sex operator was missing, which I thought was a shame! :P

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A Taste of Harmony

I'm interested in sexuality in general not only to humans but in many other living things so I wouldn't mind being sexologist but as a part of or say another subject matter of my interest.

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I have zero problems with sex, so I could easily do most of these if I were trained in those fields.

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Artist/photographer, definitely. I don't consider artistic nudity sex-related at all.

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A general doctor.

It seems, apparently, that I am very good at giving advice. I always know what to say, how to handle it and do so in an efficient manner. My bedside manner is impeccable too. If I could be trained with medical knowledge, have the obvious job requirement of keeping it professional, not having to get involved, then listening to sex stuff/doing sex stuff/looking at sex bits would be a piece of piss :lol:

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Stripper and other. Other being one of those women who is paid to say kinky things over the phone.

My rationale on this is that I will not actually be 'doing the deed' nor expected to so I can handle it.

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All of those sound Absolutely Dreadful (say that in Simon Cowell's voice), but if I had to pick one, I'd probably say counselor. Not that I'm currently even remotely qualified for such a thing, though.

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None of those - even if the sex-related parts were removed, I wouldn't want any of those jobs.

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Photographer, but I prefer taking pictures of almost anything else over pictures of naked people. :-D

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I'd be a high end escort! If TV shows portray it accurately, it's a high paying job.

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Mycroft is Yourcroft

I'd be a high end escort! If TV shows portray it accurately, it's a high paying job.

Same here, I can pretend to like/love it and I don't care at all about my own pleasure since it only lasts about a minute or less anyway.

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