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#1 The DexOrcist

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 09:34 PM

And a bit of genuine history talk there too :P

 

Imagine you could have a family crest. What would be on there and what would the motto be?

 

My families crest would have the standard shield shape divided into 4 parts. There would be a black cat, a man under a ladder, an unlucky horseshoe and the number 13.

 

The motto would be:

"To keep them down. A kick to the nuts." 


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 09:40 PM

People drinking and other people looking like they're yelling/screaming at each other with the motto 'at least we're not in jail'.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 09:52 PM

Traditional shield, with four divisions. Within each division, there will be the suits Diamond, Heart, Club and Spade, to represent the Homestuck quadrants! The motto will be "WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER" :P

 

Kind of like this:

 

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But without the cards behind it, and the spiral in the middle! XD


TC: FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES.
TC: your crushed bones will make my special stardust.
TC: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER.
TC: honk.
TC: HONK.
TC: honk.
TC: HOOOOOOOOOOONK.

 

 

 


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:01 PM

"Thoust" should be "thy", or at worst "thine". :P

 

I'd probably go with one or more corn oar(s) or oar bundle(s), black, on a solid background of gold. Two cats as shieldholders (one black, one tabby).

 

(Also, the paint would be flaking off in places and show worm-eaten, brittle wood below...)


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:15 PM

Sigh... my family. It would probably be divided into four sections and have a beer tankard in one corner and a shoreline in the other (because everyone loves the ocean and the navy and whatnot... except me) and say "BYOB"


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:40 PM

Oh oh oh, my brother drew a family crest for our family.

I'll have to go find a picture of it. It was hilarious.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 11:15 PM

Mine would just be a shield with a screw pictured on top with a baseball below it.

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 11:28 PM

Mine would be navy blue with a big golden question mark. It would say "Yes, we're all mortal. So what?"



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Posted 26 November 2013 - 11:33 PM

my family actually has a crest. I'm not sure what I think about the ducks though...

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shim.giffor anyone of British heritage, http://www.houseofnames.com has a bunch of official family crests, with some history of the families



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Posted 26 November 2013 - 11:46 PM

I don't have to imagine, I know mine.

 

The Colquhoun crest:

 

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The Bray crest:

 

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 10:30 PM

The Watsons have a couple, but for me and the way my finances are I think some 'Pawnbroker' balls would be apt and the motto would be "Non illegitimi carborundum"

 

*Yep, I know it isn't real Latin ;)  * 


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