Teraclick Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Granted, but it always dyes your clothes a muddy brown color. I wish I could rock climb. Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Granted, but you can only climb up. I wish I could tell wonderful stories. Link to post Share on other sites
Waist of Thyme Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Granted, but other people can't hear them. I wish dinosaurs could meow. Link to post Share on other sites
quenelle Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Granted, but you'd have tiny little arms in proportion to your legs, like a T-rex. I wish I had one of those Sodastream machines. Link to post Share on other sites
Wonderment Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Granted, but you will end up spending $1000s a year on replacing flavours and fizz maker tubes I wish for the fridge to shut up Link to post Share on other sites
NinjaRobot Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Granted, it's so terribly broken that it doesn't do anything, including make noise. I wish my adipose stress toy would come to life. Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Granted, but then it would get beamed back to the mother ship I wish the TARDIS would crash in my backyard Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Granted, but it lands on you. I wish it was summer all year. Link to post Share on other sites
Cakey Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Granted, but not if you lived in the south pole, it be coldy-pooh... and to compound matters, your neighbour would be The Pesky Eskimole, known as the South Mole and related by mole droppings to the Uk's Very Pesky Mole. Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Cakey has omitted to make a wish. I will make a wish for her. Cakey wishes to be invited to be on the judging panel for The X Factor. Granted , Cakey, but you have to sit next to Simon Cowell. :) I wish I could sprout wings and fly. Link to post Share on other sites
Misplaced Posted September 22, 2013 Author Share Posted September 22, 2013 Granted, but they're made of sprouts and you only fly when you get gas. :D I wish my hot flushes would go away. :( Link to post Share on other sites
Cakey Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 My dear, ensure your plumber fixes the toilet cistern to the cold tap ! I want to be a millionaire.............. yes, shallow I know ! Link to post Share on other sites
Misplaced Posted September 22, 2013 Author Share Posted September 22, 2013 Granted but you get sued into the ground and soon lose every penny. :P I wish to travel the world! Link to post Share on other sites
Cakey Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Granted, but you do need to keep an eye on things and constantly monitor everything, what you need is Travelers Cheques Checks. I want to marry someone with good financial acumen and a proven track record of excellent financial management? Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Granted, but he is a miser, and is called Scrooge. I wish to win the lottery. Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 You will, a whole pound. I wish to win first prize in the lottery. Link to post Share on other sites
NinjaRobot Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Granted, but so does the rest of the world, so you have to share. I wish university was over. Link to post Share on other sites
LaMaestra Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Granted, but you will have learned nothing and leave without your degree. I wish for Aston Villa to win the Premiership. Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 They will but in the same year Blues will win europe. I wish I only needed 2 hours sleep per 24 hours. Link to post Share on other sites
Cakey Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 I really, really, wish that, Mole's weren't so PESKY (I said Eskimos, not Pesky Moles) I grant you 2 hours sleep per 24 hours, but to maintain this, you also have to pay the penalty of having 22 hours sleep every 24 hours, are you pleased Mr Pesky Mole?I have got an addiction to saying the word Pesky, can you help? Link to post Share on other sites
praetorius Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Granted, but you're now hooked on the word "Pestiferous". I wish I wasn't good at procrastinating. Link to post Share on other sites
Waist of Thyme Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Granted, but you're now not good at what you were procrastinating on. I wish fish could breathe in space. Link to post Share on other sites
praetorius Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Granted. They've always been able to, but will never find that out. I wish it was raining. Link to post Share on other sites
Waist of Thyme Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Granted, but it rains so much that the planet is flooded. I wish volcanoes erupted with tomato sauce instead of lava. Link to post Share on other sites
praetorius Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Granted, but a spacefish has stolen the entire world's supply of pasta, so now you'll have to put tomato sauce on ice-cream instead. I wish I had a cat. Link to post Share on other sites
SamStartsARiot Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Granted, but the cat is made of bubbles and every time it meows or tries to rub against you another one pops. I wish to be the best at all things theatre related. Link to post Share on other sites
Waist of Thyme Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Granted, but you're the worst in all things not theatre related. I wish pandas could speak every language. Link to post Share on other sites
praetorius Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Granted, but they never have anything interesting to talk about. All they ever say is "panda panda panda panda panda" (or equivalent in every language). I wish there were more trees along some of the streets around here. Link to post Share on other sites
girltwink666 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Granted, but they are dead I wish Ben Gibbard (singer from Death Cab for Cutie) was my English teacher!! Link to post Share on other sites
Misplaced Posted September 23, 2013 Author Share Posted September 23, 2013 granted, but he turns out to be not as you hoped. I wish I could fly. Link to post Share on other sites
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