TheAP Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted. Your roommate makes you feel like you're recycling instead. Prepare to be picked up on Wednesday. I wish I never misunderstood things. Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted, now everyone misunderstands you, which turns out to be more frustrating! I wish it could be Christmas everyday Link to post Share on other sites
SuspiciousFish5 Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted but there is an economic crisis as people aren't working because it's Christmas, yet they still buy gifts. I wish I will be accepted into the college of my dreams. Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Granted, but only the nightmare ones. I wish that I did not overeat tonight at dinner. Link to post Share on other sites
Lifesaver Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Granted, now you were so busy in the arcade you forgot about dinner entirely! I wish I could decide on a bedframe Link to post Share on other sites
gHuddo Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Granted. But now your roommate now generates a lot of trash that he never cleans. I wish i could mute people like a TV Link to post Share on other sites
mistfallen Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Granted, but now they can mute you and you can't tell them to bug off when they're gesticulating wildly in your face. I wish I could change the color of my hair with a snap of my fingers Link to post Share on other sites
Telperion Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Granted, but now you are even more clumsy than Nymphadora Tonks from Harry Potter. I wish my room was warmer... Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Granted. There is now a bonfire in it. I wish I had a sense of style. Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Granted, but the sense of style you got was via synesthesia, and now you can taste Chavs. I wish for commercial space flights. Link to post Share on other sites
kel naismith Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Granted, but there are no return flights. I wish my pencils sharpened properly Link to post Share on other sites
SuspiciousFish5 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Granted, but now sharpener sharpen pencils so well that they are consider dangerous weapons. As such a permit is needed to use them, that you don't have. I wish people could sort out their priorities better Link to post Share on other sites
gHuddo Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Granted, but some of the repercussions ended up creating a fractured society now at war. I wish elemental benders were a thing Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Granted, but you can't use any bending powers and all the other benders use bending to oppress you. I wish all of my projects and tests and assignments didn't all occur in the same week. Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Granted. The school is now on fire and people are blaming you for arson. I wish Logic Pro X would stop having dream-shattering technical difficculties. Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Granted; it works perfectly but you have lost all motivation. I wish people weren't so nosy and presumptuous. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Granted, they are tonguey instead and insist on licking you at every opportunity. I wish for cheese Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Granted, you have now unhealthily moldy cheese. I wish I didn't have to wake up early. Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Granted, now you have to wake up late. I wish for a peaceful evening. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Granted, but world war 3 starts tomorrow morning between Iceland and Madagascar. I wish for a nice pair of socks Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Granted: but they have a mind of there own and take you places you don't want to be. I wish I was a nicer friend Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Granted; but you got me, and I tell really lame jokes. I wish my bedroom was tidy. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Granted, it's empty. I wish my fingernails would stop growing Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Granted but your toenail growth has doubled I wish I could climb better Link to post Share on other sites
gHuddo Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Granted, but in order to do so your hands became extreamly sticky and stick to anythong at the lightest touch. I wish I could stop being such a procrastinater... Link to post Share on other sites
Telperion Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Granted but now everyone is annoyed at how you always have to do things immediately and leave no time for fun. I wish I could walk properly and without my crutches... Link to post Share on other sites
gHuddo Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Granted but you cannot go up or down stairs. I wish I didn't have so much school work Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Granted. You now have terrible grades but the teachers don't assign work so they can't go up. You just sit there in boring class doing nothing. I wish I could skip school to work on music. Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Granted, but you have lost all opportunities for an education, and now you've been entered into the World's Stupidest Person awards. I wish the hurricane would pass by without much disruption. Link to post Share on other sites
Lifesaver Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Granted but the next one will level every second tree and every third mailbox. I wish I had someone to do my laundry! Link to post Share on other sites
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