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Lyrienne   
Lyrienne

Granted. You now speak Swahili

 

I wish I could go to sleep

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BionicPi   
BionicPi

Granted, but once you wake up you can never sleep again.

 

I wish I could get myself to go to bed.

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StormySky   
StormySky

Granted. Your willpower allows you to go to bed, but your circadian rhythm can only allow you to sleep for 3 hours at a time.

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Hughesation   
Hughesation

Granted, but you forgot to type your wish, so now nobody knows what it was, even you.

 

I wish my window would close more easily, instead of sticking!

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Telperion   
Telperion

Granted, but now it opens at the most inconvenient times.

 

I wish the leaves stayed on the trees longer in autumn...

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Hughesation   
Hughesation

Granted, but now the branches fall off instead.

 

I wish I could cure other peoples illnesses and injuries.

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SuspiciousFish5   
SuspiciousFish5

Granted, but you can never heal from any wounds or sicknesses again.

 

I wish that hats were allowed to be worn anywhere.

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All the little Lights   
All the little Lights

Granted, but you're only allowed to wear one that doesn't suit you.

 

I wish for a changeable hairstyle, like Nymphodora Tonks in Harry Potter.

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podsnap   
podsnap

Granted but you are now too cool and therefore banned from the games forum because your awe-inspiring changeable locks make fellow players feel intimidated and insecure and like they're not special enough to hang out with you. It was a difficult decision but the mods felt it was necessary to promote group cohesion and an overall sense of well-being among a vulnerable population.

 

For mine I'd like a big bowl of raw chocolate chip cookie dough.

 

 

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SuspiciousFish5   
SuspiciousFish5

Granted, but you.get food poisoning from eating raw egg.

 

I wish I had a different art teacher.

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Telperion   
Telperion

Granted, but you don't like the new art teacher any more.

 

I wish my jaw would stop throbbing...

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podsnap   
podsnap

Granted but the throbbing sensation has now relocated to your eyelids, causing you to blink excessively and making it difficult for you to watch your favorite reruns of I Love Lucy.

 

I wish I didn't have a toothache.

 

 

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FireAddWater   
FireAddWater

Granted, but in order to get rid of it you now have only 3 teeth left. Good luck with that...

 

I wish i had a cat, or 60...

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Hughesation   
Hughesation

Granted, you have 60, but nowhere to put them and no means of taking care of them. Not to mention they are all fighting with each other of attention and food, and it is very loud.

 

I wish I could work up some energy today.

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Telperion   
Telperion

Granted, but with all the excess energy you work up you forget to relax and end up too stressed.

 

I wish I could stop having sneeze attacks due to my allergies...

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TheAP   
TheAP

Granted. You have sneeze attacks due to a cold.

 

I wish I wasn't taking an English class.

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kelnaismith   
kelnaismith

Granted - you've just been moved into Advanced Nepali, and the final exam is just about to start. Don't worry, it's only worth 90% of your grade.

 

I wish I had more motivation.

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TheAP   
TheAP

Granted. You have motivation to pluck up every single blade of grass from your front yard.

 

I wish to never get sick.

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StormySky   
StormySky

Granted. You're immune system is super powerful but now it attacks healthy cells so you still have to go to a doctor.

 

I wish finding common sense within myself was easier.

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TheAP   
TheAP

Granted, but you can't act on what you know to be the sensible thing to do.

 

I wish I had more time to do my English assignment.

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FireAddWater   
FireAddWater

Granted but all the work you have done on it already was lost 

 

I wish I could cook any dish perfectly 

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Hughesation   
Hughesation

Granted, but you will never have the ingredients now that you have the skills.

 

I wish I could sleep for longer.

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Skycaptain   
Skycaptain

Granted, but now you can't wake up on time 

 

I wish this traffic jam would clear 

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Homer   
Homer

Granted, but you have got a flat tyre.

 

I wish for this day to be over already.

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flagsforhippos   
flagsforhippos

Granted, but tomorrow you will experience the same things all over again - Groundhog Day style

 

I wish I were a Womble

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plasticapollos   
plasticapollos

Granted. But they have excommunicated you from their kind.

 

I wish I knew about fine dining... and breathing!

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Groobly   
Groobly

Granted, but it's ALL you know. ;)

 

I wish for a million wishes.

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kaysir   
kaysir

Granted. Somebody will mail you a list of a million wishes made be strangers within 4 to 7 business days.

 

I wish phone calls didn't make me sick to my stomach!

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TheAP   
TheAP
17 hours ago, FireAddWater said:

Granted but all the work you have done on it already was lost 

Not a problem, 'cause I've done nothing. :P 

 

Granted, but they give you a splitting headache.

 

I wish I had more comfortable pairs of pants.

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Famethyst   
Famethyst

Granted, but the evil overlord has now made wearing those pants punishable by death.

 

I wish my roommate didn't make me feel like I was garbage. 

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