Podsnap Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Granted but you desperately want to have a bowl of Frosted Flakes brought to you in bed and now, no matter how loud you shout, no one can hear your request. I wish for black and white striped wall paper. Link to post Share on other sites
Lotta_Biscotti Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Granted! However, you now live inside a giant, inside-out zebra, and it's crippling your social life and ruining internet access. It also makes snorfling noises when you're trying to sleep. I wish for like, the coolest friendship ever! Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Granted. You're now friends with a hungry polar bear. I wish it wouldn't rain outside so I could get my laundry done. Link to post Share on other sites
Lotta_Biscotti Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Granted! It's not raining because all the water on earth is gone. Now you can't do your laundry at all! But good news: you also don't need to dry it! I can't wait to get a pizza with my new polar bear friend! I wish my bear friend could endure tropical temperatures to make our dreams of gustatory adventures come true! It was either that or wish for a chainsaw, because die or not, having that special moment of seeing a bear wield a chainsaw makes your life magical and complete. And that's how I wanna die! Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Granted, but your day of fun with the polar bear causes the species to go instinct. I wish this post was uncorruptable. Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Granted but the paradox of it destroys the universe. I wish for 10,000 dollars and the ability to freeze time for exactly 1 hour each day. Link to post Share on other sites
R3dTr1ckz Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 5 hours ago, StormySky said: I wish for 10,000 dollars and the ability to freeze time for exactly 1 hour each day. Granted, but at a cost... the $10,000 dolars was from having to sell you kidney... And you didn't have much of a choice really... The time freeze is granted, but you soon are visited by both Father Time and the Doctor for being a threat to the space-time continuium... Link to post Share on other sites
Lifesaver Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 22 hours ago, Achromatic Kitty said: Granted, but at a cost... the $10,000 dolars was from having to sell you kidney... And you didn't have much of a choice really... The time freeze is granted, but you soon are visited by both Father Time and the Doctor for being a threat to the space-time continuium... I tried to corrupt Achromatic kitty's wish, but they have declined to share it. It shall remain pure! I wish it was warmer this weekend. Link to post Share on other sites
R3dTr1ckz Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Lifesaver said: I wish it was warmer this weekend. Granted, but you made us all burn from the sun burning the Earth up... I wish the Earth was brought back to life from Lafesaver's wish. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Granted but in the process of burning the Earth up, the sun also melted all of the ice cream in the world and although the Earth has been brought back to life, you are now stuck living in a world without Eskimo Pies. I wish I was less of a hoarder and more of a minimalist. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Granted. Everything you own is now miniaturized. I wish wishes were fishes and we'd all have a merry Christmas. Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Granted, but now everyone is a fish incapable of celebrating Christmas, and all of the other holidays and celebrations and festivities from other cultures are gone forever. I wish my hair would dry quicker. Link to post Share on other sites
Lifesaver Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 Granted! You now have a buzz cut. Your shower length has also been reduced, congrats on saving water! I wish chocolate was calorie free Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Granted, its also taste free. I wish kale tasted like chocolate. Link to post Share on other sites
Lifesaver Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Granted, but now you dislike chocolate more than the taste of kale. I wish I had less laundry Link to post Share on other sites
carbomb Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Granted, but now you are forced to launder money for the Russian mob. I wish I could understand Calculus. Link to post Share on other sites
Lifesaver Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Granted, and you will become so adept that you will be forced to teach undergrads forever. I wish my break at work was longer. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Granted but your work break is now 3 hrs. long which gives you way too much time on your hands and so to deal with the boredom you become heavily involved in a Sponsor a Mosquito advocacy organization which you are now the self-appointed acting president of. I wish for an indoor heated swimming pool. Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Granted. It's permanently set to boiling. I wish my wheat would germinate. Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Granted. But it was actually mutated by aliens and is currently attacking NYC. I wish my siblings weren't jerks. Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Granted. Now they're so nice that you constantly feel like YOU are a jerk. I wish the Native Americans hadn't been cheated and oppressed for the last few centuries. Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Granted. We now never discovered North America. I wish Stephen Paddock hadn't gone to Las Vegas. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Granted but very unfortunately mass public shootings will continue to take place in one form or another. I wish for a self-driving car. Link to post Share on other sites
Flowertheflower Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Granted, but it gets hacked and always drives you off cliffs and into pools. I wish I could have Undertale. Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Granted. But now nobody else has it. I wish my cat wasn't so loud. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Granted but your cat is desperately trying to tell you that it wants to change it's name to either Petunia or Dandelion and getting your feline friend to be quieter about it will only solve the human's problem. The cat will still want a new name. I wish for vegan bacon and eggs. Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Granted. But now they taste like grass. I wish we were more aware of our environmental issues. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Granted but we're now all raw foods vegan long-haired hippies who wear Birkenstock sandals and tie dye shirts and we didn't leave you any chocolate soy milk. Me, I'll take a nice shelving unit. Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Granted. Now the rest your house is in shambles. I wish I could be a more socially inclined person. Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Granted, but you are now the last person on Earth. I wish I wasn't so easily bothered by the things other people do. Link to post Share on other sites
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