RhuinHruda Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Granted, but it will be as a donated cadaver. I wish I got fewer headaches. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Granted. You'll get stomach cramps instead. I wish I had another day off. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Granted, but you spend it sick in bed. I wish my yard had a fire pit. Link to post Share on other sites
Scared Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Granted, but it now rains 24/7 in just that one spot. I wish i could read/write/speak every language known to man. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 (Me too!!) Granted, but whenever you're in a conversation, you use the wrong language. I wish I could find a pair of tennis shoes/sneakers that I liked. Link to post Share on other sites
Scared Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 (I'd be ok with that, at least i could read books/manga) Granted but the were always 2 sizes too small I wish cybernetic implants, were free, harmless, and really useful. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Granted, but every time you wake up, you have to download a bunch of updates. I wish there was a local service that delivered fresh loaves of French or Italian bread. Link to post Share on other sites
Scared Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Granted, it's called panera bread.(cant corrupt something so awesome) I wish that my local gym felt more comfortable/private Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 On 5/21/2017 at 4:47 AM, Scared said: Granted, it's called panera bread.(cant corrupt something so awesome) It IS so awesome. Their French Onion soup? Amazing. Unfortunately they've been bought out by the antithesis of their existence: Krispy Kreme. Granted, but now there's a line outside the door waiting impatiently for you to finish and they're all going to grumble and complain at you when you finally leave. I wish I wasn't so annoyed by certain things right now. Link to post Share on other sites
Not Active Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Granted, but certain other things come and annoy you so much that you go insane. I wish I could shrink down to sub-microscopic level (virus-sized) and talk to the viruses. :3 Link to post Share on other sites
Hinabi Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Granted, but they will infect you in an instance, trying to kill you. I wish to remember more of my dreams Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Granted, but now you don't know which ones are dreams and which ones are memories. I wish there were more episodes of Boston Legal on today. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Granted, and they're playing in Boston. Where else? I wish I only had flying dreams. Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Granted, but it'll be like falling in reverse. I wish I had telepathy. Link to post Share on other sites
Bernard XIV Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Granted, but you'll never wake up. I wish I were a dragon. Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Granted, but humans are strong enough to take you on and do not accept you. I wish I could explore all of time and space. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 granted, but you forget it all pretty quick. I wish I could have a sweet cute adorable kitty. Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Granted, but that kitty will be me. I wish I had better self-esteem. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Granted, but now you're mean to everyone. I wish I was better motivated. Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Granted, but it's taken from your abilities. I wish I could help people better. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 granted, you are very good at helping people butter. what a weird wish to want? but to each their own! I wish I was a tree and reached to the heavens! Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Granted, but your roots will reach you know where. (Sorry for not even saying it.) I wish I could disappear from the world. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 I refuse to grant that. I wish I could share my dream with others, explore the same dream together! Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Granted, but only with others like Trump. I wish I could see in the dark. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Granted, but only when looking in from outside of it. I wish I could see in the dark also, tbh xD no, I wish I could fall asleep easier when it isn't perfectly dark. Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Granted, but you can't fall asleep when it's too dark. I wish I could lucid dream more often. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 granted, but you no longer get well-rested and wake up tired. Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Teagan1 said: granted, but you no longer get well-rested and wake up tired. Already there. XD I wish prejudice would disappear. Link to post Share on other sites
BionicPi Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Granted. Everyone is dead. Thanks Quirky. I wish my wrist didn't hurt. Or my foot. or my arm, hip, ear, and other wrist. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Granted. They've all been chopped off. I wish I wasn't running out of patience with my sick roommate Link to post Share on other sites
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