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Granted. Now you have amnesia.

 

I wish I could control the weather.

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Granted, but you can only control it in one specific spot in Antarctica.

 

I wish I was better at public speaking.

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Granted, but you have to give a three hour address whilst being Aunt Sally at the rotten tomato throwing championship 

 

I wish we could have a new Prime Minister 

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Granted: your new prime minister is lord voldemort.

 

I wish I could fly

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Granted. Now people are after you with their swatters.

 

I wish buying ele-sized shoes wouldn't be such a hassle.

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