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Cant believe this hasn't been done yet. My favorite forum game ever! :D Super simple game, player 1 posts a wish then player 2 corrupts it then posts their own. Then so forth and so forth. :)

Example...

Player 1: I wish for 10000 chocolate bars.

Player 2: granted, but they all taste horrible.

I wish for ------------- and on and on.

I wish for a life time supply of cake! :)

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Cant believe this hasn't been done yet. My favorite forum game ever! :D Super simple game, player 1 posts a wish then player 2 corrupts it then posts their own. Then so forth and so forth. :)

Example...

Player 1: I wish for 10000 chocolate bars.

Player 2: granted, but they all taste horrible.

I wish for ------------- and on and on.

I wish for a life time supply of cake! :)

Granted. It will be yours, but it will be located on Pluto ;)

I wish for happiness.

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I wish for happiness.

Granted, but everyone around you will be unhappy.

I wish to be able to show romantic feelings.

Granted, but you'll show they towards everyone including those you hate.

I wish for superpowers!

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Granted, but your superpower will be involuntary mind-reading. Have fun!

I wish for a pony

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Granted, but your superpower will be involuntary mind-reading. Have fun!

I wish for a pony

Granted, but it turns into a wooden horse.

I wish for a roast dinner

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Granted, but the meat will be over-cooked. :(

I wish for a pay rise. :)

Granted, but the taxes double for every pound in the rise of your yearly income. :3

I wish for infinite wishes. :3

Cake for the trouble :cake:

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Granted, but they will always be wrong.

I wish I had some pie

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Granted, but it will be a meat pie made of rotten fish heads

I wish for world peace.

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Granted but it will be achieved under a dictator who will put you in prison for the rest of your days.

I wish for an understanding of grammar.

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Granted, but you will have to have your photo as your avatar forever more.

I wish for a garden that never grows weeds.

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Granted, but it is your least favourite flavour and melts before you can eat it.

I wish for a thousand books.

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Granted but then you are lex Luther and superman kicks your ass.

I wish everyone in the world became a vegan.

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Granted but they'll taste like cardboard.

I wish for it to be summer all year round

Granted, but Santa will not be coming for Christmas ;)

I wish for vengeance.

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Squirrel Combat

Granted, but it will be upon yourself! :twisted:

I wish for peace on earth and goodwill towards men, and women...and all the other stuff that goes with that.

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Granted, but it will cause an intergalactic war in which Earth is ultimately destroyed anyway.

I wish for a 3 day weekend every week!

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the bumbling rotifer

Granted, but the week will be 20 days long.

I wish for my PhD to be over

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Granted, but it fails to get you the dream job you want for 5 years.

I wish to see a meteor!

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Granted, but you are now trapped inside a power generator.

I wish this thread could be renamed "The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation" (as it was called on another site).

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Granted, but you will become allergic to them and sneeze every time you see one.

I wish to write a best selling novel.

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Wish granted, but you get stomach ache later.

I wish to sleep like a rock tonight. :P

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