Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted. You now speak Swahili I wish I could go to sleep Link to post Share on other sites
BionicPi Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted, but once you wake up you can never sleep again. I wish I could get myself to go to bed. Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted. Your willpower allows you to go to bed, but your circadian rhythm can only allow you to sleep for 3 hours at a time. Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted, but you forgot to type your wish, so now nobody knows what it was, even you. I wish my window would close more easily, instead of sticking! Link to post Share on other sites
Telperion Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted, but now it opens at the most inconvenient times. I wish the leaves stayed on the trees longer in autumn... Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted, but now the branches fall off instead. I wish I could cure other peoples illnesses and injuries. Link to post Share on other sites
SuspiciousFish5 Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted, but you can never heal from any wounds or sicknesses again. I wish that hats were allowed to be worn anywhere. Link to post Share on other sites
All the little Lights Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted, but you're only allowed to wear one that doesn't suit you. I wish for a changeable hairstyle, like Nymphodora Tonks in Harry Potter. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted but you are now too cool and therefore banned from the games forum because your awe-inspiring changeable locks make fellow players feel intimidated and insecure and like they're not special enough to hang out with you. It was a difficult decision but the mods felt it was necessary to promote group cohesion and an overall sense of well-being among a vulnerable population. For mine I'd like a big bowl of raw chocolate chip cookie dough. Link to post Share on other sites
SuspiciousFish5 Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted, but you.get food poisoning from eating raw egg. I wish I had a different art teacher. Link to post Share on other sites
Telperion Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted, but you don't like the new art teacher any more. I wish my jaw would stop throbbing... Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted but the throbbing sensation has now relocated to your eyelids, causing you to blink excessively and making it difficult for you to watch your favorite reruns of I Love Lucy. I wish I didn't have a toothache. Link to post Share on other sites
gHuddo Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted, but in order to get rid of it you now have only 3 teeth left. Good luck with that... I wish i had a cat, or 60... Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted, you have 60, but nowhere to put them and no means of taking care of them. Not to mention they are all fighting with each other of attention and food, and it is very loud. I wish I could work up some energy today. Link to post Share on other sites
Telperion Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted, but with all the excess energy you work up you forget to relax and end up too stressed. I wish I could stop having sneeze attacks due to my allergies... Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted. You have sneeze attacks due to a cold. I wish I wasn't taking an English class. Link to post Share on other sites
kel naismith Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted - you've just been moved into Advanced Nepali, and the final exam is just about to start. Don't worry, it's only worth 90% of your grade. I wish I had more motivation. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted. You have motivation to pluck up every single blade of grass from your front yard. I wish to never get sick. Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted. You're immune system is super powerful but now it attacks healthy cells so you still have to go to a doctor. I wish finding common sense within myself was easier. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted, but you can't act on what you know to be the sensible thing to do. I wish I had more time to do my English assignment. Link to post Share on other sites
gHuddo Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted but all the work you have done on it already was lost I wish I could cook any dish perfectly Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted, but you will never have the ingredients now that you have the skills. I wish I could sleep for longer. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted, but now you can't wake up on time I wish this traffic jam would clear Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted, but you have got a flat tyre. I wish for this day to be over already. Link to post Share on other sites
flagsforhippos Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted, but tomorrow you will experience the same things all over again - Groundhog Day style I wish I were a Womble Link to post Share on other sites
plasticapollos Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted. But they have excommunicated you from their kind. I wish I knew about fine dining... and breathing! Link to post Share on other sites
Groobly Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted, but it's ALL you know. I wish for a million wishes. Link to post Share on other sites
kaysir Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted. Somebody will mail you a list of a million wishes made be strangers within 4 to 7 business days. I wish phone calls didn't make me sick to my stomach! Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 17 hours ago, FireAddWater said: Granted but all the work you have done on it already was lost Not a problem, 'cause I've done nothing. Granted, but they give you a splitting headache. I wish I had more comfortable pairs of pants. Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted, but the evil overlord has now made wearing those pants punishable by death. I wish my roommate didn't make me feel like I was garbage. Link to post Share on other sites
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