peanut-butter-cloud Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Offering a friend a tossed salad and seeing a stupid grin appear on her face .... Of course, I meant a literal tossed salad, how was I to know they turned something so innocent into sexual innuendo ? lol I'm so asexual I don't even get this. WTH is a tossed salad? and I'm afraid of googling it lol Yeah, I don't get it either. 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Timothy P. Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 peanut-butter-cloud, on 21 Sept 2013 - 12:22 AM, said: Timothy P., on 21 Sept 2013 - 12:07 AM, said: Xavy, on 20 Sept 2013 - 3:22 PM, said:Offering a friend a tossed salad and seeing a stupid grin appear on her face .... Of course, I meant a literal tossed salad, how was I to know they turned something so innocent into sexual innuendo ? lol I'm so asexual I don't even get this. WTH is a tossed salad? and I'm afraid of googling it lol Yeah, I don't get it either. I would suggest not looking it up, its quite nasty. 20 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post bedlam ? Posted September 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2013 do i want to look it up Well, adding onto the current subject... say something that you think is innocent, turns out to be something very sexual ridiculed #asexualproblems 69 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post KillerDarling Posted September 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2013 Having to come up with some sort of answer for your friend's questions of "So what did you think of him? Did you LIKE him?" after meeting a new guy. I've known him for 2 seconds & we talked about the weather--how should I have an opinion already?! #asexualproblems 136 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SerketDizzleD Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 wen u go to eat cake,... BUTT THERES NON THERE! SO U HAVE TO DO THE SEX INSTEAD!!!!!1 #AsexualProblems #AsexyAnIKnoItXD #CakeIsBeterThanSex(ButNotYiff) oh my god i snorted really loudly when i read this fucking shit Not knowing what "doggy style" means, so you go to look it up and google... and the things that have been seen can no longer be unseen. #AsexualProblems 28 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Seraph's Embrace Posted September 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2013 Trying to find an understanding friend to cuddle with without any sexual connotations and failing. #asexualproblems 153 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Arctic_Revenge Posted September 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2013 "You bringing a stud to the wedding?" "You got a man yet?" "Oh it'll be different when the kids are yours." "I'll give you the family recipes when you get married." #AsexualProblems 66 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post mayve Posted September 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2013 "Don't worry, you won't be asexual forever" #AsexualProblems 64 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post VinnyCrow Posted September 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2013 Heh, nice thread! Here are ones from my own experiences as an aromantic nonlibidoist ace: • Only recently coming to realise how sexual most people are, and how uncommon it is for someone to be single for life. • Always thinking your feelings were normal, only to discover they're apparently very strange to most (while you think everyone else is strange). • Having no capacity to relate to or understand romance to the point that it barely registers in your mind that it's a thing. See it constantly in every form of media ever. • The topic of sex gets very boring very fast. You forget it's a thing, too. • Friend has a problem in their romantic relationship and asks you for advice. You have no clue what to say. • Hitting the age where people are expected to start looking into marriage. You've never had a single relationship in your life. • Someone gets the bright idea of trying to "test" whether or not your orientation is real because they can't just accept it. • People get annoyed if you mention you're a virgin. • Your orientation is assumed to be influenced by your religion. • Having incomplete knowledge of your own label until joining AVEN because visibility is so minute and most people don't even know you exist. • Feeling like you can relate with very few people even in a community based around a shared orientation. • Really wondering what "tossed salad" and "doggy style" mean. Mind partially blown by the thought that there are probably countless sexual phrases you've never heard of. #AsexualProblems 112 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post RoL34 Posted September 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2013 Got into an argument about birth control on facebook.... Douche: You don't need birth control! Just stop having sex you slut!Me: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm asexual, dipshit, I don't even get the urge to have sex. I need BC so I don't throw up and pass out from cramps. Douche: Wait what? You freak, what do you mean you've never had sex!?! That's not natural! Me: . . . You were telling just telling me to stop having sex, and when I tell you I never do you're still mad at me....?Douche: You're such a freak! 182 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post ejjury Posted September 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2013 Having friends ask you for relationship advice. You give them a textbook answer from your intro to psych course because there is nothing else you can do. 109 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Valex Posted September 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2013 Grandma: You should go out and date,go do things. Your 23, you should be out having fun. Me: I'm a man!!! Not a number!!! *Forward roll behind the couch* 53 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Zash Posted September 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2013 Parents: "So, when am I getting grandkids?" Parents: "Why don't you get a new bed?" "I like my bed? It is comfy? And doesn't take up a lot of space?" "Yeah, but it is only a single..." #asexual problems At least my grandfather kinda gets it. He keeps telling me to never get married. 82 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Tea221B Posted September 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2013 Her: "So I gotta ask: what's your deal?" Me: "Huh?" Her: "Like, are you straight or gay or bi?" Me: "Oh. I'm asexual." Her: "...'A' sexual? So...straight?" *cue long explanation* ((And wouldn't all the orientations she listed typically be 'sexual'...?)) All this made more difficult by the fact I'm aesthetically attracted to her and I think her to me. #Asexualproblems 53 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post WigWam Posted September 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2013 Got into an argument about birth control on facebook.... Douche: You don't need birth control! Just stop having sex you slut! Me: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm asexual, dipshit, I don't even get the urge to have sex. I need BC so I don't throw up and pass out from cramps. Douche: Wait what? You freak, what do you mean you've never had sex!?! That's not natural! Me: . . . You were telling just telling me to stop having sex, and when I tell you I never do you're still mad at me....? Douche: You're such a freak! This made me laugh out loud. "Stop having sex you slut! Have sex you freak!" 76 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WhenSummersGone Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 "That doesn't exist." "Oh I can fix that." - By perverted men on the Internet. And just any sexual reference in anything that goes over my head. 42 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post VanHelsing Posted September 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2013 -Feeling that I'm doomed to go through life alone, although I want a significant other. -Not knowing anyone like me in person. #AsexualProblems 116 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 "That doesn't exist." "Oh I can fix that." - By perverted men on the Internet. And just any sexual reference in anything that goes over my head. My go-to response for that is "what a coincidence, I can make you asexual" *goes for groin*. THEN they get the idea that no, I am really, really not interested in dating. 48 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Mezzo Forte Posted September 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2013 Offering a friend a tossed salad and seeing a stupid grin appear on her face .... Of course, I meant a literal tossed salad, how was I to know they turned something so innocent into sexual innuendo ? I guess I'm having a not so ace moment since I'm familiar with the innuendo mentioned. One of my friends told us an entire story about how she learned all kinds of weird innuendos at her college, and that was her prime example. Don't worry, it makes a LOT of sexuals react in a "WTF MAN?!?!" kind of manner too, and I don't think it's as well known of an innuendo compared to others. If I have to force an ace problem, then here goes: never bothering to share your sexuality with others because you're too lazy to explain it #AsexualProblems 66 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Is that really a problem? I wish more people were too lazy to explain their sexual orientation. Actually I wish everyone would just stop giving a shit about people's sexual orientation. 49 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SirenDragon Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Offering a friend a tossed salad and seeing a stupid grin appear on her face .... Of course, I meant a literal tossed salad, how was I to know they turned something so innocent into sexual innuendo ? I don't get it. #Asexual problems 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Going through well over two decades since puberty trying to find a label that does a half-ways decent job describing you. #AsexualProblems Offering a friend a tossed salad and seeing a stupid grin appear on her face .... Of course, I meant a literal tossed salad, how was I to know they turned something so innocent into sexual innuendo ? I don't get it. #Asexual problems I made the mistake to google it. You probably don't want to know. #SchmuckBait Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Uranium Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Offering a friend a tossed salad and seeing a stupid grin appear on her face .... Of course, I meant a literal tossed salad, how was I to know they turned something so innocent into sexual innuendo ? I don't get it. #Asexual problems I made the mistake to google it. You probably don't want to know. #SchmuckBait I'll never learn not to google these things. >.< Pass the brain bleach please. 32 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post TheJaneWay Posted September 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2013 Reading the #AsexualProblems thread and realising you haven't laughed so much since your friend asked what you were going to call your children... 84 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aerial Ace Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 I just googled tossed salad. I don't recommend anyone else follow in my footsteps. 29 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheJaneWay Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Ohhhh Goooood... One day, I'll learn that when people tell you not to Google something, you don't. Seriously. I cannot recommend NOT looking up 'tossed salad' enough. Gah. 22 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ilovecats Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Lol at the "tossed salad" situation, when someone sais don´t do something the urge to do it gets higher XD So, anyway I googled it too XD and while I had heard of the "act" (Ugh!!!!btw) I did not know it was called that in English, in Spanish it has a completely different name "beso negro" Everyday I learn something new 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Seraph's Embrace Posted September 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2013 Listening to a large group of people talk about sexual innuendos and being overwhelmingly curious, but knowing that you'll regret every last question you ask#AsexualProblems :P 69 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bryony Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Random friend/coworker/relative/person I met once ten years ago: So, do you have a boyfriend yet? #AsexualProblems Also, even as an ace, I got the tossed salad reference (and squicked ) 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post RoL34 Posted September 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2013 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you guys are dumb XD Getting engrossed in a really awesome novel and them BAM! Gratuitous sex scene and no eye bleach to be had! Bonus points if it's a graphic novel #asexualproblems 54 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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